"Every Belt I Get" lyrics
("Every Chance I Get" Parody)
Mama that's too harsh
We the best students! Mama, mess my brother up!
Another one
DJ Dad Did!
Put those chores up on that checklist 3 weeks ago
Add two dishes to my sink, you'll need a different home
Boy speak up but don't talk back
Oh now you set the tone!
This here might hurt you but just know that it's gon' hurt me more
You're 5'4 and nothing more, no you were never grown
Parent teacher conference nonsense, we gon' up the score
Ain't where it belongs, it's gon be gone, put your new ones on
Can watch your phone can watch your bro and that's a mama law
In Mama Mode ain't nothing nice, I try not to say nothing twice
One swing away from acting right, yeah
Your little brother been living right, your big bro is kinda alright
The mid one's somewhere in there, right? Yeah
Seen a problem, solved with sneakers
I dreamed you tried me, you're in for the weekend
Because I said so, I don't need a reason
Said I'm not the one, they didn't believe me, I tried to relax now they all need me
Sun done came up, so why is y'all sleeping?
I take it too far? Y'all take it too easy
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
109 but not in class? I wish y'all would claim y'all sick
Belts you caught em? That's no problem, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We've got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
Yeah
They think I'm a regular Mama, I'm not
End scene when they leave, I ain't nice as they thought
Watch y'all stack up dish to the tippity top (Yeah, keep going)
With these kids I need Tai Chi
Should know that 1 + 1 is 3, this that new math, find A's minus me
Held on to your cash, that's a parenting fee
Great Grand cousin called, you've got to speak
Youngest in charge, he speaks for the sweets, I was nodding off, they woke up a beast
Y'all got it easy, we used to have water for dinner, this hand-me-down sandwich a treat
I had to call him out of class and say what is this trash? He'll be knocked to Wakanda for weeks
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
Crumbs, these problems, tones, and drama's all I get for all I give
Crocs you caught em? That's no prob, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
I'm who they testing, children be tough with they friends, but when they gone, they gone be clenchin'
Back talk, you fronting like you really him?
That ain't what I heard when you came from detention
I gave 40-50,000 call, they all came up missing, whooped before you finished your sentenc-
I'd rather call you and make you come home from your friends, to get the remote, I'm different (MOM WHAT?!)
I'm in the mini van in my 'hood, I pop 'em on family trips
Goin' to McDonald's? You pick up my list, bring bro, gon' get you paid back in gifts
Nice drink, only took one sip, that nasty thing ain't it!
Made a rack, I parent tax it, I'm in charge, you need some sense
Calling home, teacher speaker's on, I took him to the phone
Mom I have a 102! That won't do, there's always more
Mama don't cap it, you're caught
We talk to all your opps
You done been taking the game just so y'all can go play, having parties on all the blocks
They can't stand us mm mm
All of those whoopings you planned em hm?
Croc'd my bros, Father Grandpa both
Grandma, you even popped Santa mm
You're not the one, you're 2nd commanders
Do what I want, big bro's my example
You let him fail? Guess the belts'll prevail, I'll pick up
While I drop 'em, this hurts us more than 'em
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
Crumbs, these problems, tones, and drama's all I get for all I give
Belts you caught em? That's no prob, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We the best students! Mama, mess my brother up!
Another one
DJ Dad Did!
Put those chores up on that checklist 3 weeks ago
Add two dishes to my sink, you'll need a different home
Boy speak up but don't talk back
Oh now you set the tone!
This here might hurt you but just know that it's gon' hurt me more
You're 5'4 and nothing more, no you were never grown
Parent teacher conference nonsense, we gon' up the score
Ain't where it belongs, it's gon be gone, put your new ones on
Can watch your phone can watch your bro and that's a mama law
In Mama Mode ain't nothing nice, I try not to say nothing twice
One swing away from acting right, yeah
Your little brother been living right, your big bro is kinda alright
The mid one's somewhere in there, right? Yeah
Seen a problem, solved with sneakers
I dreamed you tried me, you're in for the weekend
Because I said so, I don't need a reason
Said I'm not the one, they didn't believe me, I tried to relax now they all need me
Sun done came up, so why is y'all sleeping?
I take it too far? Y'all take it too easy
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
109 but not in class? I wish y'all would claim y'all sick
Belts you caught em? That's no problem, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We've got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
Yeah
They think I'm a regular Mama, I'm not
End scene when they leave, I ain't nice as they thought
Watch y'all stack up dish to the tippity top (Yeah, keep going)
With these kids I need Tai Chi
Should know that 1 + 1 is 3, this that new math, find A's minus me
Held on to your cash, that's a parenting fee
Great Grand cousin called, you've got to speak
Youngest in charge, he speaks for the sweets, I was nodding off, they woke up a beast
Y'all got it easy, we used to have water for dinner, this hand-me-down sandwich a treat
I had to call him out of class and say what is this trash? He'll be knocked to Wakanda for weeks
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
Crumbs, these problems, tones, and drama's all I get for all I give
Crocs you caught em? That's no prob, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
I'm who they testing, children be tough with they friends, but when they gone, they gone be clenchin'
Back talk, you fronting like you really him?
That ain't what I heard when you came from detention
I gave 40-50,000 call, they all came up missing, whooped before you finished your sentenc-
I'd rather call you and make you come home from your friends, to get the remote, I'm different (MOM WHAT?!)
I'm in the mini van in my 'hood, I pop 'em on family trips
Goin' to McDonald's? You pick up my list, bring bro, gon' get you paid back in gifts
Nice drink, only took one sip, that nasty thing ain't it!
Made a rack, I parent tax it, I'm in charge, you need some sense
Calling home, teacher speaker's on, I took him to the phone
Mom I have a 102! That won't do, there's always more
Mama don't cap it, you're caught
We talk to all your opps
You done been taking the game just so y'all can go play, having parties on all the blocks
They can't stand us mm mm
All of those whoopings you planned em hm?
Croc'd my bros, Father Grandpa both
Grandma, you even popped Santa mm
You're not the one, you're 2nd commanders
Do what I want, big bro's my example
You let him fail? Guess the belts'll prevail, I'll pick up
While I drop 'em, this hurts us more than 'em
(Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Imma turn up on these children every belt that I get
I need the biggest Croc that they got, I don't care if this switch hurts my wrist
Crumbs, these problems, tones, and drama's all I get for all I give
Belts you caught em? That's no prob, we got a woods full of sticks
Got McDonald's here at home, it's hand-me-down fries you get
What I've done is out of love, act up and you will be missed
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
We got a woods full of sticks
Crumbs these problems, tones, and chores
