"Ronald STFU (Janice STFU Parody)" lyrics
Pull up McDonald's
Subway not so don't get fresh with me
I finally take my break
And now I feel like I'm on Jeopardy
They question me for nothing
"Where's my fries?"
"Can I get extra cheese?"
They tried to fire me once
But don't nobody want the checks I see
Hey, can I get a
Repeat, baby
Ice cream's broke
Can't get no sweet treat, baby
Watch your tone
Gon' get a three piece, baby
Want your way? This ain't no B King, baby
Pull up first stop
Beep beep, baby
Got it wrong?
Don't see no receipt, baby
Where's the manager?
That'd be me, baby
Move along. This ain't your cheat week, baby
Nah. For real. Get out my line
Aye
They dropped my fries
Better go pick 'em up
If you call up the manager now, I'm picking up
Can I get a water cup bigger than this?
That's big enough
You wanna make points? Then tap on the app
Ain't making a single one
You want the sauce? That ain't for free
These customers broke as the ice cream machine
They say their orders been taking eternities
Can't relate. I've been fed-up all week
Funny thing is that they still come to eat
You gon' get yours when I get to leave
You gon' get yours when I get to leave
Aye, Ronald
Shut your clown self up!
Repeat, baby
Ice cream's broke
Can't get no sweet treat, baby
Watch your tone
Gon' get a three piece, baby
Want your way? This ain't no B King, baby
Pull up first stop
Beep beep, baby
Got it wrong?
Don't see no receipt, baby
Costs for water
Ain't no freebees, baby
Move along. This ain't your cheat week, baby
Nah. For real. Get out my line
Tired of customers asking if we've got a deal
Knowing I've gotta deal with them still
You work a line of McGoofy's complaining all day
Then I'm 'a ask how you feel
Big backs asking for meals
Thinking it's real
Could've been pigeon or seal
YN chicks in the coop
They beef with the grill
And that's why your stomach's gon' kill
Filled out my two-weeks notice
I signed it and sealed
Then I looked back at my bills
How many big backs I built?
How many CEOs ill after having our meals?
Difference between being ready to grab you a meal and letting you grab you a meal
Dang
Ain't get your fill?
How many more two pieces y'all gotta feel?
Dang
How many more items here gotta be out before y'all head for the hills?
Dang
How many more ice cream machines gotta break before I get time to chill?
Dang
Say I'm on break
I'm at home with a quilt
Stand on my debt. I'm like Ronald on stilts
AI the thighs every bird we got built
Ain't Chick-fil-a. Not my pleasure or will
Fresh you won't get. I ain't Uncle McPhil
These wheels know why I clock in for real
These bills know why I clock in for real
See your order. I'm pressing "Delete"
Gon' be two items missing at least
Right or wrong. What you get's what you eat
Move along. I don't check no receipt
For real
Want the sauce? That's a quarter a piece
Said it once. I don't care to repeat for real
Goofy's here like this ain't Mickey D's
Cut the question
Ain't ChatGMcT for real
Outta line? Then don't get in another
See you coming? I'm closing the shutters
Cock hits 9. I'm still under the covers
Can't fire 'cause they can't get another
9-to-5 in the 6 on my mother
Aye, Ronald
Shut your clown self up!
Subway not so don't get fresh with me
I finally take my break
And now I feel like I'm on Jeopardy
They question me for nothing
"Where's my fries?"
"Can I get extra cheese?"
They tried to fire me once
But don't nobody want the checks I see
Hey, can I get a
Repeat, baby
Ice cream's broke
Can't get no sweet treat, baby
Watch your tone
Gon' get a three piece, baby
Want your way? This ain't no B King, baby
Pull up first stop
Beep beep, baby
Got it wrong?
Don't see no receipt, baby
Where's the manager?
That'd be me, baby
Move along. This ain't your cheat week, baby
Nah. For real. Get out my line
Aye
They dropped my fries
Better go pick 'em up
If you call up the manager now, I'm picking up
Can I get a water cup bigger than this?
That's big enough
You wanna make points? Then tap on the app
Ain't making a single one
You want the sauce? That ain't for free
These customers broke as the ice cream machine
They say their orders been taking eternities
Can't relate. I've been fed-up all week
Funny thing is that they still come to eat
You gon' get yours when I get to leave
You gon' get yours when I get to leave
Aye, Ronald
Shut your clown self up!
Repeat, baby
Ice cream's broke
Can't get no sweet treat, baby
Watch your tone
Gon' get a three piece, baby
Want your way? This ain't no B King, baby
Pull up first stop
Beep beep, baby
Got it wrong?
Don't see no receipt, baby
Costs for water
Ain't no freebees, baby
Move along. This ain't your cheat week, baby
Nah. For real. Get out my line
Tired of customers asking if we've got a deal
Knowing I've gotta deal with them still
You work a line of McGoofy's complaining all day
Then I'm 'a ask how you feel
Big backs asking for meals
Thinking it's real
Could've been pigeon or seal
YN chicks in the coop
They beef with the grill
And that's why your stomach's gon' kill
Filled out my two-weeks notice
I signed it and sealed
Then I looked back at my bills
How many big backs I built?
How many CEOs ill after having our meals?
Difference between being ready to grab you a meal and letting you grab you a meal
Dang
Ain't get your fill?
How many more two pieces y'all gotta feel?
Dang
How many more items here gotta be out before y'all head for the hills?
Dang
How many more ice cream machines gotta break before I get time to chill?
Dang
Say I'm on break
I'm at home with a quilt
Stand on my debt. I'm like Ronald on stilts
AI the thighs every bird we got built
Ain't Chick-fil-a. Not my pleasure or will
Fresh you won't get. I ain't Uncle McPhil
These wheels know why I clock in for real
These bills know why I clock in for real
See your order. I'm pressing "Delete"
Gon' be two items missing at least
Right or wrong. What you get's what you eat
Move along. I don't check no receipt
For real
Want the sauce? That's a quarter a piece
Said it once. I don't care to repeat for real
Goofy's here like this ain't Mickey D's
Cut the question
Ain't ChatGMcT for real
Outta line? Then don't get in another
See you coming? I'm closing the shutters
Cock hits 9. I'm still under the covers
Can't fire 'cause they can't get another
9-to-5 in the 6 on my mother
Aye, Ronald
Shut your clown self up!
