"The McDonalds vs. Chick-Fil-A Rap Battle" lyrics
OK. so, boom
Asked me how it's going. It's been going hard
I made her choose. Me or
Well, she left before I could say that part
The bills are due
Too broke to break down. Think, I'm at peace with stress
Let's hear from you
Gimme your 2 cents. This $200 a sesh
I feel like I've been all up in my bag
Let it out
But they forgot the fries
Let it out
Feel like stepping up but stubbed my toe. It left me traumatized
First off I'm right at the end of my shift
So, don't you act like that
That water cup got it some fizz
You gon' get tapped like that
Now what in the Arby's is this?
You want beef bad like that
A star flashing lights and the cam
Now, where's the action at?
Who's next in line?
We top of the food chain. Get that order fixed
Ain't slide. You slipped
Sauce. It costs a quarter. You ain't 'bout to dip
You pieces peaked
Gotta deal with you. I'm going 3 for 3
Closed Sundays? Still your customers will come to us religiously
Across the street? Ain't crossing me
Lord knows you've been behind
Say, why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get the better fries
You're half as real as Happy Meals
You lie on every thigh
Want beef? You can't 'til we're on 10
Oh, would you check the time?
It's artificial: your smile. Your glow got every GMO
Ol' McDonald's farm with our GOATs. No, you can't see my EIO
What we've got you're missing by miles. Ain't gotta wait 'til halfway home
Hands on Waffle House? Let's find out
Pop out 'til clock out. We're on go
You know your drip ain't this
Rizz all in the fizz. These numbers come with ease
You lost your lead
All you make are fouls. You ain't gon' start with me
They switching sides
Think we plagiarized the way I take your lines
I've seen your cup. Half full or empty. Either way, it's mid to mine
It comes to mind. It comes with fries
You still ain't serving purpose
The ice-cream machine is broke
We still got Sunday Service
Took the signs. We let you slide
You ain't as lit as ours
We're out of patience, line and fries
This here's the final straw
If I may
Sunday ain't today. So, you can get the work
We're here to serve
Chicken or the egg. Both ways, we're coming first
You heard the boss
Get worked every week. Y'll mad we're taking of
I peeped you making beef. It'd really only help to stir the pot
Don't think we ride? Just step outside
We'll serve you face-to-face
Ain't got no more McDollars left
But they still pay Fil-A
Your company's on Chuck E Cheese
BK in every way
Got every deal and value meal
And still ain't getting saved
Chicken? I make and dish it
Chicken turned me to a GOAT
GOAT. It turned me to a legend
Legend has is, Ronald knows
You never had it in the bag
A grain of salt is missed. We catch it
Think you're Apple with the Mac
You're Windows how you pull up second
We're above the mean
Fries baptized in grease. We save in every way
My order's wrong
Daily, we're gon' pray for y'all since y'all our prey
We're running things
We've been dashing action on the day-to-day
Your future as a food truck is a Sunday Service day away
Now, who had said you're welcome here?
No pleasure left behind
Don't matter in or out the bag
You still got missed fries
Don't wanna wait? Drive Thru Valet
You'll never catch our drive
Serve juice out your communion cups
It's worth the sacrifice
Repeat that, sir?
Go ba da ba on McOps
Static at my spot. So, I don't know what you heard
You're talking to a McBoss
What you run, I walk
No, you don't want this work
We're building Macs on our block
So, you know we're made for playing you Angry Birds
Your soggy fries could traumatize
Your pick-me chicken's haunting dreams
Been coming up. You've seen the signs
They went the extra mile for me
You MacFich. All of that beef you're faking
Talents. All of those things you ain't get
Travis. Sicko Mode Meals ain't jack
No, you ain't Scott-free. How you're trying us lately
Tea mid let that sink in
Noah's Ark can't save you chickens
Tony Stark can't fix your business
Ain't a shark. So, why you're in it?
4PF. They're throwing 4s up
Soggy fries. They throwing yours up
Christian selling soul
You're selling out with yours and still got shown up
'L-A. I hope a flock of Karens come a minute before you close tonight
I hope your meal and all your sauces spill the day you're wearing white
Hope there's McFood at home but your little sibling eats the wrong one twice
I hope you win a car
A car?
To make Starve Sunday service time
You've got the horns. Don't make you GOATS
You sheep ain't off the hook
Mold's greener on the other side
But we're gon' let you cook
Takes one McRib to end your biz
One call to get you booked
Can I just get my order, please?
On second thought, I'm good. Wait!
Asked me how it's going. It's been going hard
I made her choose. Me or
Well, she left before I could say that part
The bills are due
Too broke to break down. Think, I'm at peace with stress
Let's hear from you
Gimme your 2 cents. This $200 a sesh
I feel like I've been all up in my bag
Let it out
But they forgot the fries
Let it out
Feel like stepping up but stubbed my toe. It left me traumatized
First off I'm right at the end of my shift
So, don't you act like that
That water cup got it some fizz
You gon' get tapped like that
Now what in the Arby's is this?
You want beef bad like that
A star flashing lights and the cam
Now, where's the action at?
Who's next in line?
We top of the food chain. Get that order fixed
Ain't slide. You slipped
Sauce. It costs a quarter. You ain't 'bout to dip
You pieces peaked
Gotta deal with you. I'm going 3 for 3
Closed Sundays? Still your customers will come to us religiously
Across the street? Ain't crossing me
Lord knows you've been behind
Say, why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get the better fries
You're half as real as Happy Meals
You lie on every thigh
Want beef? You can't 'til we're on 10
Oh, would you check the time?
It's artificial: your smile. Your glow got every GMO
Ol' McDonald's farm with our GOATs. No, you can't see my EIO
What we've got you're missing by miles. Ain't gotta wait 'til halfway home
Hands on Waffle House? Let's find out
Pop out 'til clock out. We're on go
You know your drip ain't this
Rizz all in the fizz. These numbers come with ease
You lost your lead
All you make are fouls. You ain't gon' start with me
They switching sides
Think we plagiarized the way I take your lines
I've seen your cup. Half full or empty. Either way, it's mid to mine
It comes to mind. It comes with fries
You still ain't serving purpose
The ice-cream machine is broke
We still got Sunday Service
Took the signs. We let you slide
You ain't as lit as ours
We're out of patience, line and fries
This here's the final straw
If I may
Sunday ain't today. So, you can get the work
We're here to serve
Chicken or the egg. Both ways, we're coming first
You heard the boss
Get worked every week. Y'll mad we're taking of
I peeped you making beef. It'd really only help to stir the pot
Don't think we ride? Just step outside
We'll serve you face-to-face
Ain't got no more McDollars left
But they still pay Fil-A
Your company's on Chuck E Cheese
BK in every way
Got every deal and value meal
And still ain't getting saved
Chicken? I make and dish it
Chicken turned me to a GOAT
GOAT. It turned me to a legend
Legend has is, Ronald knows
You never had it in the bag
A grain of salt is missed. We catch it
Think you're Apple with the Mac
You're Windows how you pull up second
We're above the mean
Fries baptized in grease. We save in every way
My order's wrong
Daily, we're gon' pray for y'all since y'all our prey
We're running things
We've been dashing action on the day-to-day
Your future as a food truck is a Sunday Service day away
Now, who had said you're welcome here?
No pleasure left behind
Don't matter in or out the bag
You still got missed fries
Don't wanna wait? Drive Thru Valet
You'll never catch our drive
Serve juice out your communion cups
It's worth the sacrifice
Repeat that, sir?
Go ba da ba on McOps
Static at my spot. So, I don't know what you heard
You're talking to a McBoss
What you run, I walk
No, you don't want this work
We're building Macs on our block
So, you know we're made for playing you Angry Birds
Your soggy fries could traumatize
Your pick-me chicken's haunting dreams
Been coming up. You've seen the signs
They went the extra mile for me
You MacFich. All of that beef you're faking
Talents. All of those things you ain't get
Travis. Sicko Mode Meals ain't jack
No, you ain't Scott-free. How you're trying us lately
Tea mid let that sink in
Noah's Ark can't save you chickens
Tony Stark can't fix your business
Ain't a shark. So, why you're in it?
4PF. They're throwing 4s up
Soggy fries. They throwing yours up
Christian selling soul
You're selling out with yours and still got shown up
'L-A. I hope a flock of Karens come a minute before you close tonight
I hope your meal and all your sauces spill the day you're wearing white
Hope there's McFood at home but your little sibling eats the wrong one twice
I hope you win a car
A car?
To make Starve Sunday service time
You've got the horns. Don't make you GOATS
You sheep ain't off the hook
Mold's greener on the other side
But we're gon' let you cook
Takes one McRib to end your biz
One call to get you booked
Can I just get my order, please?
On second thought, I'm good. Wait!
