"Girls For Dummies" lyrics

You don't gotta open the door but I bet you could
You don't gotta pay the bill but you probably should
Don't gotta know
How to skin a buck
Or how to bait a hook
How to fix your truck
Or even how to cook
But all I'm sayin is I know that her daddy would

Let me break it down
So, you can understand
She ain't wasting time with boys
You just gotta be man

It ain't that hard just do your part
Don't slip up don't break her heart
Buy the chocolates, bring the wine
Call her pretty if she cries
Don't complicate it
Don't over think it
Make it on time, make the plans
Make money
That's girls for dummies

Don't gotta be a poet just say I love you
And mean it
She don't need a big ole kitchen long as you clean it

Boy blink twice
If you understood
Don't know who said it but
If he wanted to he would

It ain't that hard just do your part
Don't slip up don't break her heart
Buy the chocolates, bring the wine
Call her pretty if she cries
Don't complicate it
Don't over think it
Make it on time, make the plans
Make money
That's girls for dummys

Honey, don't forget the fries
She'll say she don't but baby that's lie
Sugar & spice everything nice
Let me summarize
Girls for dummies

It's you and her sitting in a tree
K-I-s-s-I-n-g
First comes love, then comes marriage
Better buy and build that baby carriage

It ain't that hard just do your part
Don't slip up don't break her heart
Buy the chocolates, bring the wine
Call her pretty if she cries
Don't complicate it
Don't over think it
Make it on time, make the plans
Make money
That's girls for dummies

Don't be a dummy