"TOBY" lyrics

I'll bet you've never heard ol' Marshal Dillon say
"Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of runnin' away
Settlin' down, would you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please?"
She'd have said yes in a New York minute
They never tied the knot, his heart wasn't in it
He just stole a kiss as he rode away
He never hung his hat up
At Kitty's place

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearin' my six-shooter
Ridin' my pony on a cattle drive
Stealin' the young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singin' those campfire songs
Oh, I should've been a cowboy

I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

Oh, justice will be served, and the battle will rage
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearin' my six-shooter
Ridin' my pony on a cattle drive
Stealin' the young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singin' those campfire songs
Oh, I should've been a cowboy

I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

Who's your daddy, who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your friend?
And who's the one guy that you come running to
When your love life starts tumbling?
I got the money if you got the honey
Let's cut a deal let's make a plan
Who's your daddy, who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your -

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearin' my six-shooter
Ridin' my pony on a cattle drive
Stealin' the young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singin' those campfire songs
Oh, I should've been a cowboy