"Everyone's Pretentious & I'm Bored" lyrics

I'm not gonna do your laundry
No I'm not gonna clean your room
Not gonna be your fuckin mommy
Cuz you're afraid to be alone

Baby I found your diagnosis
So here's a little list
You're codependent
Say you're not toxic
Then put me thru a bunch of toxic shit
Bitch

All bark no bite
Talking shit and wasting time
Say you wanna change your life
Only when the time is right
All bark no bite
Out here with these parasites
I'm about to kill the vibe

Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored
(Bored, bored, bored)
How's it feel to be empty at the core?
(Core, core, core)
I wanna be reckless, I wanna be selfish
I wanna be real and nothing more
Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored
(Bored) bored, bored

I'm bored of all the fake sad shit and the baggage
When did everybody get so fuckin' dramatic?
Filter's so good make you wanna get plastic
Call me a bitch, baby, I feel fantastic

Romanticizing everything but everything hollow
The industry is fucked and everyone follows
The good news is I just broke out the asylum
And shout out epic records you'll be cryin' tomorrow

All bark no bite
Talking shit and wasting time
Say you wanna change your life
Only when the time is right
All bark no bite
Out here with these parasites
I'm about to kill the vibe
Commit a social suicide

Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored
(Bored, bored, bored)
How's it feel to be empty at the core?
(Core, core, core)
I wanna be reckless, I wanna be selfish
I wanna be real and nothing more
Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored
Bored

(Bored, bored, bored)
(Bored, bored, bored)

Everyone's pretentious, what's the point?
When the clubs so loud I can't block out the noise
You're killin' my vibe so fast
When you talk like that
And I can't hear my own voice
Everyone's pretentious, I'm annoyed