"World's Best Ex-Girlfriend" lyrics

All of your friends say they're gonna miss me
Even your mom says she would've picked me
If she didn't have a stupid son
I probably would've been the one

Cause if I'm a ten you're a five on a good day
Never even thought you were hot in the first place
I gave your ugly ass a chance
Cause I thought you were a better man

I'm not there but I'm not gone
Good luck moving on cause baby I'm the

World's best ex-girlfriend
Oh you're never gonna forget me
Until we're both dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go
I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
World's best ex-girlfriend

I'm the one that got away I'm your worst regret
When you add the double Ds that's a triple threat
Now every girl you ever date
Is sleeping in the bed I made

Cause I'm not just funny I'm smart and hot
Just look what you lost 'cause baby I'm the

World's best ex-girlfriend
Oh you're never gonna forget me
Until we're both dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go
I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
World's best ex-girlfriend

I can do better that's a fact
If you're thought you'd do better you're a manic
This song's so catchy cause I'm a catch
If you hear it on the radio I hope you crash

World's best ex-girlfriend
Oh you're never gonna forget me
Until we're both dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go
I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
World's best ex-girlfriend

I'm the world's best ex-girlfriend