"Tchotchkes" lyrics

I have been dreaming all year long
Of a shiny new Mercedes that can fit into my palm

Christmas presents all under the tree
Well, it really makes me so uptight
I really wanna do it right
What should I get her?

Something special for the girl I love
That lets her know how much I really care
I haven't got the bread to spare
The cheaper, the better
I know what to get her

Just buy me tchotchkes
Cute little tchotchkes
With personalities
That match my style
I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

Later on, I'll take a subway ride
'Cause there's a market downtown at noon
The big day is coming soon
And I'm gonna ace it
I'm gonna ace it now

An old lady slinging Russian dolls
She told me I can get 'em three for five
But they don't include the two inside
I'll buy it on credit
She'll never forget it

Just buy me tchotchkes
Cute little tchotchkes
With personalities
That match my style
I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

Gold and diamond rings
Things won't make me happy
Or make me smile

Just buy me tchotchkes
Cute little tchotchkes
With personalities
That match my style
I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight
I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

I want a gem, not the stone
A lucky find that's one of a kind
Just like me

Ding dong, it's Santa's sled
It's Christmas morning, get out of bed
The goose is cooked, and it's time for food
I'm in a real good mood
Ding dong, it's Santa's sled
It's Christmas morning, get out of bed