"Fat Mike's On Drugs (Again)" lyrics

He musta been on drugs
When he fired the Floridian
He musta been on drugs
When he wore a pink rubber dress
He musta been on Molly or XTC when he
Let those three porn stars A.T.M. him
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again

He musta been on drugs
When he put the Bombpops in a box
He musta been on drugs
When he kept digging that hole
And when we asked him what he was looking for
He just laughed and said, "You're gonna find out the hard way."
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again

Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs
He's on drugs
Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs
He's on drugs
He's on drugs

He musta been on drugs
When he started doing drugs again
He musta been on coke
When he made that Vegas joke
He musta been on beer and Vicodin
When he decided to begin his relapse
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again