"The Number Song" lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
21, 22, 23, 24, 25
26, 27, 28, 29, 30

Fuck all the haters that said I couldn't do it
I said I'd count to 30 and you know I'd fuckin' do it
I'm that boy (that's my boy)
And I love to count
I'm that boy (that's my boy, that's my boy)
That's my boy, that's my boy
I'm that boy, that's my fuckin' boy
I'm that boy, that's my boy, I'm that boy

I fuck with you if you say you love to count
Counting is my favorite and that's what this song's about
Sing it loud and sing it proud
'Cause, no, this ain't the alphabet, just in case you had a doubt
It's like...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
21, 22, 23, 24, 25
26, 27, 28, 29, 30

I saw your face
When I counted up to ten, you knew it wasn't 30
My mom's ashamed
I know if I don't finish, you'll probably disown me
Is it Einstein?
Is it Newton?
Galileo?
Maybe Euler?
That's giving me this power
To finish what I started
'Cause I never thought that numbers were better
I just could never wrap my head around that letter
I know I have to follow my heart

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
21, 22, 23, 24, 25
26, 27, 28, 29, 30

I fuck with you if you say you love to count
Counting is my favorite and that's what this song's about