"Sushi Glory Hole" lyrics
"Sushi Glory Hole"
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
Instead of strange dick, you'll be getting a snack
High-end fish, no doubt
Hey, where you going? Hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Hey, where you going?
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Sushi. Glory. Hole.
Makes too much motherfuckin' sense not to do it
Fish through a hole, you know there ain't nothing to it
And there's no scenario in which you wouldn't want it
So drop to your knees, open wide, and get ready for some rice with fish on it
Rice with fish on it
Hear us out
You got nothing to fear
Sushi glory hole, it's a good idea-r
And it's not weird, so hear us out
While we tell you what the concept's all about:
It's-sushi-being-fed-through-a-hole-in-the-wall, where you going?
Hear us out
You forgot to eat, now you're out and about
But you want to be discreet, can't be eating omakase in the middle of the street, noooo
Then you open the app, S-G-H's all over the map
Soooo, you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall, find the sushi-sized hole
In the bathroom wall, then make a wish
And prepare for some shockingly high-grade fish
Where you going?
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
You know I'm fooling with yuzu where you would usually do-do
And if you got fund-approval, you're who we're tryin' to get through to
Ayyyy, and no gimmicky rolls
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests
And no dicks, and no sex
That's two stalls over, so you're gonna want to make sure you come in sober
Cuz none of them are labeled and full-disclosure:
There's a chance you're gonna get a dick
But it's worth it cuz the quality of fish
Yeahhh, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
Where you going? Come back. Hear us out. Don't leave
At a sex club when you need stamina for sex but forgot to eat
Back soon
Sushi Glory Hole
At a sushi restaurant where you don't like the food
In the back of the bathroom
Sushi Glory Hole
Don't leave
Writer(s): Mark Potsic, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Jorma Taccone
- AZLyrics
- L
- The Lonely Island Lyrics
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