"Happy Slap" lyrics

I'd have a happy slap
I'd have a heart attack
I'd have a happy slap, heart attack, poison snack, cataract, swollen sack, broken back, guarantee no money back

And if I twitch, then I know I love you
And if I twitch, then I know that I care

I'd make a move to prove
I'd make a foolish move
I'll make move to prove my love to you, look up at just the two of you, catch your fingers in the inserts of the [?]

And if I twitch, then I know I love you
And if I twitch, then I know that I care

I'll prove my love for you
I'll prove my love for you
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I would if you would, yeah
Oh yeah, I would if you would, if you would, yeah if you would