"Expiration Dating" lyrics

Finally, I've had enough
Gave it a try and it sucked

'Cause it's already over before it begins
Always start out as lovers and end up as friends
First, I'm swiping a picture to talk through a screen
Then he takes me to dinner to get in my sheets
Then a week passes by and there's no follow-through
And he's dropping the ball while I play by the rules
I'm sick and I'm tired of wasting my time
If everything has a shelf-life

I give up on love
They're telling me, telling me
"You'll find someone"
Give in to the fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating

Now she's old and alone with her shame (what is she doing?)
No children and no one to blame (but herself)

If I die alone, would it be all that bad
To live in a mansion with all of my cats?
I'm sick and I'm tired of wasting my time
Don't tell me that I have a shelf-life

I give up on love (love)
They're telling me, telling me
"You'll find someone" (one)
Give in to the fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's passed her prime
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's lost her mind
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
Look at all her flaws
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's a hopeless cause

Give up on love
They're telling me, telling me
"You'll find someone"
Give in to the fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's passed her prime
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's lost her mind
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
Look at all her flaws
(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)
She's a hopeless cause