"Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells)" lyrics

Dashing through the snow, in this old Chevrolet
Through the streets we roam, Christmas lights along the way
Tree strapped to the top, looks like a burrito
Feliz Navidad, this year I won't complain about the needles
Where are the buckets of presents that grandparents bring?
We'll show them goodwill, give them to goodwill when they leave
All the family will be there, even that odd uncle
We'll pour a little whiskey, and not get political

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Evergreen pines, Rockefeller Center
Guaraldi on the speakers, it don't get no better
It'd be pretty nice, if it got a little snow
Grease up that baking sheet, babe, see if it'll go
That elf will be somewhere, still a little creepy
Either White Christmas or Yule Logs be playing on the TV
The children will be laughing, the Santa's in the sleigh
Little faith like a child, never got in nobody's way

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in one old Chevrolet

Dashing through the snow, in this old Chevrolet
Through the streets we roll, Christmas lights mark the way