"I Be Smacking Bokoblins (Remix)" lyrics
(feat. MAJATRON)
One slap, two slap, three slaps, four
Calamity Ganon's is about to feel sore
When I paddle that booty for all that he's done
Straight slappin' bipeds is always hella fun
For one hundred years I've been in a slumber
Not slapping people - what a freaking bummer
Now Rip Van Link has a club, well a few
Mad Boko Bats that I'm gonna use on you so
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
White knights aren't hyphy they say it's true
But slapping these Bokoblins is what I do
You want to stop me from helping the Hyruleans?
You're gonna get slapped you goblin-esque hooligans
To a medieval state, Hyrule has dissolved
The Four Divine Beasts, Ganon involved
By his many silly games I'm really not impressed
You're getting slapped by the Master Sword, bet
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
In the Great Plateau - Bokoblins get iced
In Kakariko - I slap Hyrule Bass twice
At Lanaryu Tower - I'm always smacking Moblins
In Zora's Domain - Vah Ruta's smacked often
In Goron City - Gorons get slapped
In the Rito Village - the Ritos smack back
In Gerudo Town - they say slapping is forbidden
In the Great Hyrule Forest - I be slapping, who you kidding?
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
I see you coming for me, but Link, you too late
Took 100 years to be awakened
And I've already taken control of all the Guardians
They bow to me now
It's so divine like the beasts that I conquered
You can come wit'cha boomerangs and bombs, bruh
Come to the castle and I'll stomp ya
'Cause I'm surrounded by henchmen, no cap, I'm the lynchpin
'Cause I be defyin' gravity, ain't nobody can handle the
Travesty created by my menagerie
Please come battle me 'cause I'ma be
Tragically unleashing all this Calamity
Until the whole kingdom is a fatality
Slap slap, I be smackin' Hyrulians
Slap slap, rollin' deep with my hooligans
Slap slap, to the king when I ruined him
Come to Hyrule Castle to meet your doom again, what!
Calamity Ganon's is about to feel sore
When I paddle that booty for all that he's done
Straight slappin' bipeds is always hella fun
For one hundred years I've been in a slumber
Not slapping people - what a freaking bummer
Now Rip Van Link has a club, well a few
Mad Boko Bats that I'm gonna use on you so
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
White knights aren't hyphy they say it's true
But slapping these Bokoblins is what I do
You want to stop me from helping the Hyruleans?
You're gonna get slapped you goblin-esque hooligans
To a medieval state, Hyrule has dissolved
The Four Divine Beasts, Ganon involved
By his many silly games I'm really not impressed
You're getting slapped by the Master Sword, bet
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
In the Great Plateau - Bokoblins get iced
In Kakariko - I slap Hyrule Bass twice
At Lanaryu Tower - I'm always smacking Moblins
In Zora's Domain - Vah Ruta's smacked often
In Goron City - Gorons get slapped
In the Rito Village - the Ritos smack back
In Gerudo Town - they say slapping is forbidden
In the Great Hyrule Forest - I be slapping, who you kidding?
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Slap, slap, I be slappin' Bokbolins
Down in Hyrule, you know what happens often
I see you coming for me, but Link, you too late
Took 100 years to be awakened
And I've already taken control of all the Guardians
They bow to me now
It's so divine like the beasts that I conquered
You can come wit'cha boomerangs and bombs, bruh
Come to the castle and I'll stomp ya
'Cause I'm surrounded by henchmen, no cap, I'm the lynchpin
'Cause I be defyin' gravity, ain't nobody can handle the
Travesty created by my menagerie
Please come battle me 'cause I'ma be
Tragically unleashing all this Calamity
Until the whole kingdom is a fatality
Slap slap, I be smackin' Hyrulians
Slap slap, rollin' deep with my hooligans
Slap slap, to the king when I ruined him
Come to Hyrule Castle to meet your doom again, what!
