"Let Me Hold That Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstein Client List)" lyrics
MC Lars, Worm Quartet & DJ Pastor Rock Lyrics
Yo, this file looks like a government Mad Lib
Whole page blacker than job prospects with a liberal arts degree
I got FOIA dreams and encrypted schemes
Reading PDFs like conspiracy zines
Everything's redacted... names, flights, scenes
It's a high-powered pedo ring wrapped in silk sheets
Trump said "I knew him, but not too well"
That's weird, 'cause y'all was in the Same Mar-a-Hell
Photos got y'all cheek-to-cheek at the gala
Bet the Secret Service needed trauma counseling after
Clinton in the flight log thirty-two times
But I'm just a rapper, what do I know about crimes?
Except every name scrubbed out it's got a billion-dollar firm
While I'm googling "Can a meme make me serve a jail term?"
Let me hold that redacted PDF
Yeah whole thing's bigger than the national debt
Y'all said "transparency" but I ain't seen it yet
Just billionaires sweating like the ice on his jet
Let me hold that PDF, come on, drop the file
Don't need names, just initials and a smile
As your lawyers work harder than the Vatican priests
I say "your data looks fake" while they shred the receipts
Trump said it's "Fake news" and changed the topic
Then took a selfie with Dershowitz in the tropics
If you aren't guilty, why redact the guest list
While your signature looks like a panic attack script?
They called it "a tragedy", I call it the norm
Rich men funding "Hunger Games" in human form
Meanwhile I can't afford to even Venmo my rent
While y'all fly to private islands on taxpayer cents
Bill Gates got a little too cozy with the manifest
Zuckerberg's probably got the whole thing in a chest
Every name blacked out got a yacht and a bunker
Meanwhile I'm getting flagged for saying ...
Let me hold that redacted PDF
It's thicker than Trump's fake medical test
Y'all sealed it air tight like the Ark of the Fed
With more plot holes than Trump University's cred
Let me hold that file, let me scroll that tea
Is that Elon Musk in appendix C?
Got a list of weirdos richer than God
While MAGA fans admit the whole thing's kind of odd
And they say if you stare at the PDF long enough
You owe Ghislaine Maxwell child support
And if you print it out and read it backwards
It summons Prince Andrew in a hot tub full of NDAs
But maybe that's just the fluoride talking
The Jeffrey Epstein Client List, where's it at?
It's behind a firewall built by Goldman Sachs
You gave us crumbs, but we want the feast
Now pass that PDF like it just turned 18
Let me hold that redacted PDF
Now the Deep State got y'all in the friends-and-family set
You can hide, redact, delete, and deflect
But the people got questions, and we never forget
Whole page blacker than job prospects with a liberal arts degree
I got FOIA dreams and encrypted schemes
Reading PDFs like conspiracy zines
Everything's redacted... names, flights, scenes
It's a high-powered pedo ring wrapped in silk sheets
Trump said "I knew him, but not too well"
That's weird, 'cause y'all was in the Same Mar-a-Hell
Photos got y'all cheek-to-cheek at the gala
Bet the Secret Service needed trauma counseling after
Clinton in the flight log thirty-two times
But I'm just a rapper, what do I know about crimes?
Except every name scrubbed out it's got a billion-dollar firm
While I'm googling "Can a meme make me serve a jail term?"
Let me hold that redacted PDF
Yeah whole thing's bigger than the national debt
Y'all said "transparency" but I ain't seen it yet
Just billionaires sweating like the ice on his jet
Let me hold that PDF, come on, drop the file
Don't need names, just initials and a smile
As your lawyers work harder than the Vatican priests
I say "your data looks fake" while they shred the receipts
Trump said it's "Fake news" and changed the topic
Then took a selfie with Dershowitz in the tropics
If you aren't guilty, why redact the guest list
While your signature looks like a panic attack script?
They called it "a tragedy", I call it the norm
Rich men funding "Hunger Games" in human form
Meanwhile I can't afford to even Venmo my rent
While y'all fly to private islands on taxpayer cents
Bill Gates got a little too cozy with the manifest
Zuckerberg's probably got the whole thing in a chest
Every name blacked out got a yacht and a bunker
Meanwhile I'm getting flagged for saying ...
Let me hold that redacted PDF
It's thicker than Trump's fake medical test
Y'all sealed it air tight like the Ark of the Fed
With more plot holes than Trump University's cred
Let me hold that file, let me scroll that tea
Is that Elon Musk in appendix C?
Got a list of weirdos richer than God
While MAGA fans admit the whole thing's kind of odd
And they say if you stare at the PDF long enough
You owe Ghislaine Maxwell child support
And if you print it out and read it backwards
It summons Prince Andrew in a hot tub full of NDAs
But maybe that's just the fluoride talking
The Jeffrey Epstein Client List, where's it at?
It's behind a firewall built by Goldman Sachs
You gave us crumbs, but we want the feast
Now pass that PDF like it just turned 18
Let me hold that redacted PDF
Now the Deep State got y'all in the friends-and-family set
You can hide, redact, delete, and deflect
But the people got questions, and we never forget
