"Balls Out Freestyle" lyrics

Nope, nope, nope, was that cool?
Usually takes me a little bit to find an intro
Yes, yes
Fuck you, Jake
Dude, fuck this intro
Ayy, ayy, uh

I know nun' 'bout sports but I got my balls out
So many assets in my capital, size of Moscow
Self-made and self-employed, I never clock out
And me and Kudge are forever virgins, we ain't gon' stop now
(Never had sex)
Stripes on my feet like he know that I got the tigers on
Stripes on her face, like, that chick should've had the wipers on
Been so many months, God damn, can't even write a song
But I know that this gonna go gold, I got my Midas on
Hold up, I need a moment of silence

Kudge coming in hot like I'm fucking in [?]
We the world's worst boyband, I must be honest
I got nothing to hide [?] Drake and Adonis
Fans said we falling off, I guess you faking the comments
New bitch, she half Greek like I'm dating with Giannis
Yeah, new favorite group, don't set the bar too low
My girl's got a [?], my boys getting checks
Man I'm at the crib watching Zach and Cody with my ex-bitch
Later I'mma get a tee time with my next bitch
See if she can handle a stick and balls
Then I'll stick my balls
Perfectly inside her like it's Tetris
Get this, I just pulled up in a sick Jag
Say you don't like us, it's like you never heard Big Bag
Same set, but the metal looking mismatched
All real here, man go and check the gift tag

Kum and then I Go, like I'm the gas station
White car, yellow interior like I'm wasian (swag)
Hella crowds staring at me like I run a nation
Multicolored bitches, I got some Dalmatians
Bitch with a caboose, I bet she pissed off
[?] gotta make an excuse, because my dick's soft
Tryna get the sweat off my chest like I was Rick Ross
And I'm finna [?] in this bitch, my name is Kristoff

I know nun' 'bout sports but I got my balls out
I know nun' 'bout sports but I got my balls out
I know nun' 'bout sports but I got my balls out
And me and Kudge are forever virgins, we ain't gon' stop now