"Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend (First Encore)" lyrics

I've heard of affairs
That are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs
That you must keep masonic
Are the better bets
If little pets get big baguettes

Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up
When you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiff-ney's
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

At Yale there's a lad
Whose appeal I acknowledge
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
I might like his dad
But when I meet a college boy
The thing I say
Is Ray, Ray, Ray
For Cartier

Some girls find
Some peace of mind
In a trust fund that banks recommend
But if you are busty
Your trustee gets lusty
Diamonds are a girl's best friend