"Spank Your Monkey" lyrics
MC Homeless & Mickey Avalon Lyrics
And to park out my bunnies, I would flip through the funnies
Till my little Widdly almost spit
And I didn't have no money, and these birds wasn't dumb
So they had to beat it out me with a stick
It's hard to get a boner when your momma is a soldier
And the old man doesn't even know your name
But I tricked her with that question like a dirty hairy west
And playin' Indians and cowboys in the rain, yo
Steamboat Mickey, me so sticky
Eat that sushi till it's gushy
If it's fishy, clean yo tushy
And take a big ol' sip I'll let her name, girl
Hold a page of rank and even in a shoulder sling
I can rub and tug 'em with the best
'Cause I got pole position and a tight transmission
And I always keep my cars close to my chest
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, a spank on your monkey
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey
A little blue check mark really told me shit to me
Fuck around and you'll end up on unsolved mysteries
MCs remind me of a mutilated ball sack
Used to watch Nickelodeon, I wasn't all bad
I wanted Alex McFad had a bitch like Donkey Lips
Man, I swear to God you cannot tell this honky shit
Downloading porn on the dialup modem
Pictures of Sable and some semen in my scrotum
Jerked off to Jenna Jameson on VHS
Even jerked off to the nanny watching CBS
This is a one horse town and I heard you suck horse dick
Raps so good I don't even need a boreal
I'm still the same kid, only my face is fat
I used to go trick -or -treating and Jason Mask
Cinemax with scramble, it was hard to handle
Feeling like a Rambo, a Dairy Marta Man
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, a spank on your monkey
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey
When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in love, L -U -V -V
Till my little Widdly almost spit
And I didn't have no money, and these birds wasn't dumb
So they had to beat it out me with a stick
It's hard to get a boner when your momma is a soldier
And the old man doesn't even know your name
But I tricked her with that question like a dirty hairy west
And playin' Indians and cowboys in the rain, yo
Steamboat Mickey, me so sticky
Eat that sushi till it's gushy
If it's fishy, clean yo tushy
And take a big ol' sip I'll let her name, girl
Hold a page of rank and even in a shoulder sling
I can rub and tug 'em with the best
'Cause I got pole position and a tight transmission
And I always keep my cars close to my chest
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, a spank on your monkey
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey
A little blue check mark really told me shit to me
Fuck around and you'll end up on unsolved mysteries
MCs remind me of a mutilated ball sack
Used to watch Nickelodeon, I wasn't all bad
I wanted Alex McFad had a bitch like Donkey Lips
Man, I swear to God you cannot tell this honky shit
Downloading porn on the dialup modem
Pictures of Sable and some semen in my scrotum
Jerked off to Jenna Jameson on VHS
Even jerked off to the nanny watching CBS
This is a one horse town and I heard you suck horse dick
Raps so good I don't even need a boreal
I'm still the same kid, only my face is fat
I used to go trick -or -treating and Jason Mask
Cinemax with scramble, it was hard to handle
Feeling like a Rambo, a Dairy Marta Man
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, a spank on your monkey
Handle the pickle and play with your dog
Tease the weasel and pull on your log
Tug the tube steak, let's get funky
Like 1998, I'll spank on your monkey
When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in love, L -U -V -V
