"7 Years (Parody)" lyrics

When I was seven years old
My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
When I was seven years old
(Donald, if you want the people on your side
Tell 'em where you came from)

I was a tiny boy with a tiny penis
I thought that men were from Mars
And women should get deported
By eleven, ran for Class President
It was evident that I wouldn't get it
So I bought the whole school and got elected

When I was thirty years old
My daddy told me:
"Go get yourself a wife, or two, or three"
When I was thirty years old
(Donald, you're losing 'em!
Tell 'em about your dreams)

I always had that dream, like my daddy before me
Make a cameo in Sex and the City
And when I was in my fifties
The idea of being President kind of sort of hit me
So I rang up the Committee, like:
"'Sup, it's Donald Duck
Fuck, I mean Donald Trump
I'd like to run for President and slam a Donald Dunk"
Yeah, and they all laughed you out
And called you Donald Chump
But bitch, I'm back to be the President
And take a Donald Dump on the countries
Drinking fine Scotch
I'll build a wall that's protected by the Night's Watch
(You know nothing, Donald Trump)

When I was seventy years young
I ran and I won
Now I'm the President of the New World
When I was seventy years young

Now I'm the Premier League
Chief of State Commander
Super sexy cool guy, CEO
Bitches wanna blow, blow, blow
My trumpet, like a fanfare
I wish that I had real hair
I would've got a transplant
But I got rid of healthcare

Soon, I'll be two hundred years old
Still not a racist
I'm in a reggae band and we got a black bassist
Soon, I'll be a thousand years old
With my Trump groupies
Got rid of Ryan Gosling and all of his shitty movies
Soon, I'll be a billion years old
And still in power
Global warming killed the humans
But I'm fine, 'cause I'm in Trump Tower