"Dead Granny" lyrics
(from "Ride Along 2" soundtrack)
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Granny, I'm in Miami with a fat stack bulgin'
Doing tricks in the sea like a dolphin
Dressed like a sultan, practicin' my golf swing
Pretending that I'm working out in my own gym
Plenty of towels provided when I need a soak
Two sinks in the bathroom, not a joke
Goose in the mini fridge
Motherfucker, dimmer switch
Food so fancy that we don't even know what it is
In the bar, buy the whole place shots
Ladies be lookin' at all the cash that we got
Gonna find me a sweet spot, down at the pool
No space savesies, towels in the pool
Doin' cannonballs, skatin' down the halls
Except that we can't skate at all
But skating sounded cool
Granny would think this is so amazing
Looking down, waving
At us in Miami, spending her life savings
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Complimentary toiletries
Stealin' 'em for our families
Room service, the bomb
Swan dive, towel swan
Friendship bracelets
Smiles on our faces
Dancin' in the dark in our light-up laces
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Sir, you're not allowed in here, you're all wet
My granny died
Oh
Can I get some ketchup?
Sorry, we're all out
My Granny died
You're not allowed to eat in this pool
But my granny died
Hmm, was everything okay with your meal today, sir?
My eggs were fried
I asked for scrambled
And my granny died
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Granny, I'm in Miami with a fat stack bulgin'
Doing tricks in the sea like a dolphin
Dressed like a sultan, practicin' my golf swing
Pretending that I'm working out in my own gym
Plenty of towels provided when I need a soak
Two sinks in the bathroom, not a joke
Goose in the mini fridge
Motherfucker, dimmer switch
Food so fancy that we don't even know what it is
In the bar, buy the whole place shots
Ladies be lookin' at all the cash that we got
Gonna find me a sweet spot, down at the pool
No space savesies, towels in the pool
Doin' cannonballs, skatin' down the halls
Except that we can't skate at all
But skating sounded cool
Granny would think this is so amazing
Looking down, waving
At us in Miami, spending her life savings
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Complimentary toiletries
Stealin' 'em for our families
Room service, the bomb
Swan dive, towel swan
Friendship bracelets
Smiles on our faces
Dancin' in the dark in our light-up laces
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Sir, you're not allowed in here, you're all wet
My granny died
Oh
Can I get some ketchup?
Sorry, we're all out
My Granny died
You're not allowed to eat in this pool
But my granny died
Hmm, was everything okay with your meal today, sir?
My eggs were fried
I asked for scrambled
And my granny died
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Going to Miami, going-going to Miami
Going to Miami with the money from our granny
Now we're in Miami, now we're-now we're in Miami
Now we're in Miami, spendin' money from our dead granny
Writer(s): Frederick Hibbert
