"Die Young (Parody)" lyrics

Shit
O-O-O-Ow

I'm gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace
They call me "Grandad", 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight
'Cause we're gonna die old
Live fast, die old

Not that old, twenty-three
Got my life ahead of me
What's the point in having fun?
I'll do it when I'm eighty-one
My favourite party's when nobody attends (You know)
I'm in my pants my watching a box set of Friends (Fo' sho')

"Oh my God, they're at it again (Yeah!)
Making my songs sound better, again" (Double rhyme!)
Parody is easy, see?
The words are right in front of me
Ke$ha is the best to do
'Cause her words are already poo

I'm gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace
They call me "Grandad", 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight
'Cause we're gonna die old
Live fast, die old

Different song, same old shit
Long as it gets YouTube hits
MSN, after 10
You're really gonna do that joke again?
You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together
Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met Ke$ha
When I rap, I slur, yes, I got a lisp, sir
Least I'm not rappin' half-pissed like Ke$ha

"Oh my God, they've done it once more (Uh-huh!)
Making a song that makes me look like a whore (Uh-huh!)
Those gorgeous Brits, they can't be controlled
The party don't start 'til we get old"

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where we eat a clown
This is the part where the DJ skips
This is the part where we show our nips
This is the part on a different track
When I cried that my dad won't ever come back
But he's back!
Shut the fuck up!
He's just an actor

We're gonna die old (Woo!)
Live fast, die old (Woo!)
Live fast, die old (Woo!)
Live fast, die old (Woo!)
(Live fast, die old!)