"House Party" lyrics
We are the TMB Party
It's election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with cheese and wine
Or kill your kids if you decline
We have some things to promise you
We're making buses baby blue
Red's so last year, and as for Big Ben
It's time for you to join 2010
Gordon Brown can't break it down
(Break, break, break, break, break)
David Cam' can't do the running man
(Run, run, run, run)
Who's the other one?
I think it's Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Cleggy in the house
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
Don't mind spending taxpayers' monies
We'll buy cars, cigars and hot honeys
I could have a moat around my estate
We could sit around, have a mass debate
The Prime Minister, ever so sinister
Words like a trigger, I'm verbally bigger
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
The taxes, I munch, and the credit, I crunch
I'm the Chancellor of the Exchequer
I write cheques to make things better
If you do wrong, I'll write you a letter
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Got a second house in the Gran Canaries
If you got probs, then bitch, be wary
I could put you in the obituaries
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
It's election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with cheese and wine
Or kill your kids if you decline
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament
It's election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with cheese and wine
Or kill your kids if you decline
We have some things to promise you
We're making buses baby blue
Red's so last year, and as for Big Ben
It's time for you to join 2010
Gordon Brown can't break it down
(Break, break, break, break, break)
David Cam' can't do the running man
(Run, run, run, run)
Who's the other one?
I think it's Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Cleggy in the house
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
Don't mind spending taxpayers' monies
We'll buy cars, cigars and hot honeys
I could have a moat around my estate
We could sit around, have a mass debate
The Prime Minister, ever so sinister
Words like a trigger, I'm verbally bigger
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
The taxes, I munch, and the credit, I crunch
I'm the Chancellor of the Exchequer
I write cheques to make things better
If you do wrong, I'll write you a letter
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Got a second house in the Gran Canaries
If you got probs, then bitch, be wary
I could put you in the obituaries
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
It's election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with cheese and wine
Or kill your kids if you decline
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the House of Parliament
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a, come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB Party
Come-a, come-a to our house party
We are the TMB Par-tay
We the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament
