"Kiss Your Sister" lyrics

You're close to crying
'Cause you just broke up with your girlfriend
That stupid hoe
You've got a token of love
But with nowhere to spend
Nowhere to go
You're on the sofa
Watching your favourite cartoon
Trying to cheer up
You hear your sister
And she's playing on her bassoon
She knows what's up

If you're lonely and no-one will do
Then I got some advice for you

Kiss your sister
Just give it a crack
I don't think it's incest if she's kissing you back
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy (that's your brother)

It's two years later
And you're standing there with your bride
That stupid hoe
You can't deny it
But someone has just caught your eye
You're thinking woah
You see your sister
And she is mouthing no
It's already too late
Something takes over
And you realise where you should go
This must be fate

Speak now or forever hold thy peace
And go and get yourself a piece

Of your sister
Just give it a shot
I don't think it's strange if your sister is hot
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy

And I don't think that's weird
Because I think gay is wrong
But then you're kissing your brother
And that's a whole other song

You travelled north and south and east and west
Only to find that kissing your sister is the best
You travelled east and west and north and south
Only to find your tongue's most comfy in your sisters mouth

Kiss your sister
It's good for your health
And if you close your eyes it's like you're kissing yourself
Kiss your sister
She's always been there
In every family photo you've been sniffing her hair
Kiss your sister!