"Pizza In Ibiza" lyrics
We're going to Ibiza, it's just like England with sun
There's lots of English people having English fun
If you don't leave home much, this is the place to be
We'll dance to bullshit DJs playing bullshit beats
No better way to sunbathe with a KFC
No need for rubbish bins, just throw it in the sea
I thought I'd live a little, try some new foods, but
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath-a
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni
The clubs will suck you dry more than the mosquitoes
The cheapest drink you'll find? Only fourteen euros
The city's packed with beauties, always underdressed
You better bring your own baps, 'cause it's a sausage fest
We buying drugs and taking them in clubs
Oh shit, we just bought Aspirin, we really feel like mugs
We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila
But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach-a
Not like we knew you're from England without you waving a flag
What happens here in Beefa stays in Beefa, 'til you're tagged
Then your girlfriend sees you riding on a stripper, snorting blow
When she dumps you, you think:
"Fuck her, 'cause she can't take a joke"
I thought I'd live a little, try some new foods, but
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a Breezer
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely calzone
Ride the bus, Stuffed Crust
Livin' like kings, chicken wings
And then, a salad (What?)
Covered in cheese (Oh!)
And then, we all catch a venereal disease
Throwing up, Stuffed Crust
Have a fight, Cheesy Bites
A&E, can't feel your head
With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath-a
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni
There's lots of English people having English fun
If you don't leave home much, this is the place to be
We'll dance to bullshit DJs playing bullshit beats
No better way to sunbathe with a KFC
No need for rubbish bins, just throw it in the sea
I thought I'd live a little, try some new foods, but
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath-a
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni
The clubs will suck you dry more than the mosquitoes
The cheapest drink you'll find? Only fourteen euros
The city's packed with beauties, always underdressed
You better bring your own baps, 'cause it's a sausage fest
We buying drugs and taking them in clubs
Oh shit, we just bought Aspirin, we really feel like mugs
We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila
But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach-a
Not like we knew you're from England without you waving a flag
What happens here in Beefa stays in Beefa, 'til you're tagged
Then your girlfriend sees you riding on a stripper, snorting blow
When she dumps you, you think:
"Fuck her, 'cause she can't take a joke"
I thought I'd live a little, try some new foods, but
I was relieved to find they got a Pizza Hut
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a Breezer
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely calzone
Ride the bus, Stuffed Crust
Livin' like kings, chicken wings
And then, a salad (What?)
Covered in cheese (Oh!)
And then, we all catch a venereal disease
Throwing up, Stuffed Crust
Have a fight, Cheesy Bites
A&E, can't feel your head
With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread
Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth-a
Feeling the sand under your feet-a
Eating a lovely Margherita
Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath-a
Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni
Writer(s): Stefan Abingdon
