"Pokemon (Parody)" lyrics
I wanna be the very best
No longer be ignored
I called in sick for work all week
It's not like that's against the law (actually it is... oh)
I will travel by any means
Bike or board or blades
Catching Pokemon on an iPhone app
Before my iPhone battery drains
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd run in front of traffic for bulbasaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon I'd miss out on sex (miss out on sex)
To fill up my pokedex
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
And I don't know why!
Yeah
It's Friday night and all my friends
Are out there having drinks
I'm sitting in the McDonald's toilets
Because they have a gym
It's my granddads funeral
I heard a Pikachu is near
But I forgot to turn my volume down
And now everyone can hear
But they join in
'Cause Pokemon Go is awesome!
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd dangle off a building for Venosaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! I'm 'a fucking snap (fucking snap)
If I hatch another pidgey or rattata
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
I'm nearly 28!
I turn on my charmander
Pants come off
But I'd rather be jiggling with a jiggilipuff
'Cause... Why not?
If this don't a-mew-se you den laters
I'll squirtle of the haters
If you Ash-furret
You best bel-eevee that I'm 'a be famous
So keep ya meowth shut
You better seel it up
'Cause there's no shaymin
Playing I just swanna have fun
Throwing pokeballs
But my mum says this life is onyx-ceptable
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd leap out of a plane for ivysaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! We'd eat our best friend Dru (best friend Dru)
If it would get us a Pikachu
Has my life really come to this?
Collecting things that don't exist
I can't feel my fingertips!
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Put them in my balls!
Digimon!
Wrong one
Pokemon!
No longer be ignored
I called in sick for work all week
It's not like that's against the law (actually it is... oh)
I will travel by any means
Bike or board or blades
Catching Pokemon on an iPhone app
Before my iPhone battery drains
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd run in front of traffic for bulbasaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon I'd miss out on sex (miss out on sex)
To fill up my pokedex
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
And I don't know why!
Yeah
It's Friday night and all my friends
Are out there having drinks
I'm sitting in the McDonald's toilets
Because they have a gym
It's my granddads funeral
I heard a Pikachu is near
But I forgot to turn my volume down
And now everyone can hear
But they join in
'Cause Pokemon Go is awesome!
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd dangle off a building for Venosaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! I'm 'a fucking snap (fucking snap)
If I hatch another pidgey or rattata
Should I go out? Or should I stay in?
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
I'm nearly 28!
I turn on my charmander
Pants come off
But I'd rather be jiggling with a jiggilipuff
'Cause... Why not?
If this don't a-mew-se you den laters
I'll squirtle of the haters
If you Ash-furret
You best bel-eevee that I'm 'a be famous
So keep ya meowth shut
You better seel it up
'Cause there's no shaymin
Playing I just swanna have fun
Throwing pokeballs
But my mum says this life is onyx-ceptable
Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore
But I'd leap out of a plane for ivysaur
Pokemon! Oh and when I hatch an egg
I get fully blown erect
Pokemon! We'd eat our best friend Dru (best friend Dru)
If it would get us a Pikachu
Has my life really come to this?
Collecting things that don't exist
I can't feel my fingertips!
Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Put them in my balls!
Digimon!
Wrong one
Pokemon!
