"Stef's Story (Meat My Boy)" lyrics

The party's swingin' in like a wreckin' ball
People gettin' naked for no reason at all
Girls puking up and tongues down throats
Uncle Eddie's tellin' all his racist jokes
After the after-after party

Went for some alone time
You know me on my own time
Are you gonna make me say this?
I had to touch myself up good
Don't wanna let this night die
So I have a half a pork pie
Now I'm back out to the party
So we can set this thing off right

Do you understand what I'm sayin' to you?
No, not really
Wait, I think I do
That little thing was born in your bin
So he's part-pork pie and a part of you

My boy, my boy
Meet my boy
Gonna be the best damn dad you ever had
Even if your mum was a meat-based snack
My boy, my boy
Meet my boy
They can't say it's a sin
Even though I let you just stay in my bin

Hey son
I'm just callin' to let you know
I'll always love you
As a father figure, and as a friend

So did you fuck the pork pie?
No, I did not fuck the pork pie
But how does that even happen?
It doesn't matter now, move on
People say you look just like me (Like me)
Well, crossed with Keira Knightley (Knightley)
Wanna capture every moment
Like when you say your first words

My boy, my boy
Meet my boy
Play sports, but you're not that tall
The other kids will try and use you as the ball
My boy, my boy
Meet my boy
You don't look like the other kids
'Cause they're not made of pork and jizz
My boy, my boy
Meet my boy
My boy, my boy
Meet my boy