"Taylor Swift" lyrics

Taylor, if you watching
I could picture us cotchin'
Watching Netflix at home, you'll love Game Of Thrones
If you pay for a subscription
I got credit restriction
And a ton of red letters, saying that I'm up for eviction

But I got food in my kitchen, if that's not enough
My mum can do your dirty laundry... when touring gets tough
You like to date famous dudes, your track record's great
But I'm the fastest hotdog eater at the Wimbledon fete
(Take it or leave it)

I got a 2-4-1 at Odeon
As long as it's Orange Wednesday

Zelebrity boyfriend
So your heart don't get broke again
Taylor, famous guys are full of shit
You need somebody not as fit
A Zelebrity boyfriend
So, your heart don't get broke again
Taylor, famous guys are hard to please
You need someone below your league
Like me... like me... Zelebrity

Taylor, girl, I need an inhaler, girl
Every time I see ya, I get asthma like I'm terminal
Me, you, Selena and Justin should go for a meal
I'll take the three of you to Nandos on a coupon deal

Fuck a premiere, we could have a premiere
Anywhere, red-carpet walking and I'm staring at your derrière
Mum said it's love but I said shut up
Taylor, I wrote this song to tell you that I'm down to

I got a loyalty card at CVS
Whenever we need a condom

Zelebrity boyfriend
So, your heart don't get broke again
Taylor, famous guys are full of shit
You need somebody not as fit
A Zelebrity boyfriend
So, your heart don't get broke again
Taylor famous guys are hard to please
You need someone below your league
Like me... like me... Zelebrity

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been dating these A-list, A-hole poser celebs
You could've been getting down
With this sick brit

My mum says I got style like Styles
Gyllenhaal had it all
But oh
John Mayer
Been a player
But I got a better tailor
Than Taylor Lautner
You ought to know

I got that boner, bigger than a Jonas
Probably left a couple boys out. Sorry
We'll shake it off, act like we were 22
I knew you were trouble, but you belong with me