"Use Ya Head (Sex Education Skit)" lyrics

It's the 80's and we're feeling so fresh
We're yet to discover the Internet
So masturbation is at an all time low
You're looking for a place to blow your load

You meet a girl, and she likes your clothes
You like her too and away you go
You throw the bait, and she takes the hook
Whoah pause the scene, let's take a look

Do you, or don't you
Don't you, or do you
Do you, or don't you
Use your head, when you go to bed

C-O-O-N-D-O-M

M is for mother, who told me a story
Wear a Johnny Rubber or you'll be sorry
STI's won't make you fly
Girls hate guys with syphilis

Take little Graham he fell in love
Too busy dreaming didn't think enough
But over time Jennys tummy grew
Now he's the talk of the town with a baby too

Do you, or don't you
Don't you, or do you
Do you, or don't you
Use your head, when you go to bed

I-M-P-L-A-N-T

Love sock
Love glove
Willie-Warmer
Robbers

Rubber johnny
Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz
Dobbers

Something to remember as a rule of thumb
One up the bum and there's no harm done

Love sock
Love glove
Willie-Warmer
Robbers

Rubber johnny
Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz
Dobbers

But something to remember as a rule of thumb
One up the bum and you won't be a mum
C-O-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-N