The Midnight Beast - Xxxmas Buddies Lyrics

The Midnight Beast Lyrics

"Xxxmas Buddies"

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Every night, I study
How to get a Christmas
Fuck buddy
Fuck buddy, ay

I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just want a girl for free (And I)
Don't care about the presents
I just want a shagging spree (Uh!)
I don't need to hang my stockin'
I just wanna put my ... in
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Sorry, I don't swing that way

I just want a little tug
Underneath the Christmas rug
Every night, I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy, yeah
And it's you, baby!

I won't ask for much this Christmas
All I ask for starts with "Blow" (Blowjob)
I'm gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
On my Christmas list, I've written
All the girls I want to bed
From New Zealand, back to Britain
Comment on our YouTube thread

I wanna ride you like a rodeo
More than you could ever know
Every night, I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy, yeah

And when it gets to Christmas Eve
And you've got no nookie (Nookie, nookie, nookie, nookie)
How the hell do you think you're gonna get through the Christmas holidays?
(Holiday, holi-holiday)
You can't sit around like another slacker
You need someone (Hey!)
To pull your Christmas cracker (Ho!)
Oh!

Hey, Stefan, it's about this time last year
When my dad went off on a cold Chris—
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Shut the fuck up, it's Christmas

I just want a MILF 'round thirty
Come and let me stuff your turkey
Every night, I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
Buddy

Come on, Stef, it's finished

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