"You & I (Parody)" lyrics

I open my eyes
I open my eyes, and it's too bright
I look over there
'Cause my jawline looks great from the side
This song's for you
I'm talking to you with black-brown-blonde hair, or ginger
Using my mouth
I'm saying these words the writers wrote for me
And I don't know what they mean

It's all a bit vague
We're not even makin' sense
Just doin' it to make the pence
Repeating the first line again
It's all a bit vague
Not even the gods above
Can understand a word from us
Repeating it twice again
It's all a bit vague
Oh, all a bit vague

I'm turnin' around
I look at the ground from left to right
This pier's never-ending
Fuck it, I'll do the rest by bike
This song's for you
I'm talkin' to you, with the nose and two eyes
I also like mouths
And you've got a mouth
So you're my type, it's true
I even got your name tattooed

It's all a bit vague
We just wanna please you all
Make you wanna suck our hairless balls
Pushin' my hand through my hair
It's all a bit vague
Not even the gods above
Can understand a word from us

It's all a bit vague
We're not even makin' sense
Just doin' it to make the pence (Make the pence)
Repeating the first line again
It's all a bit vague (It's all a bit vague)
Not even the gods above (Not even the gods)
Can understand a word from us (From us)
Repeating it twice again
It's all a bit vague (It's all a bit vague, all a bit vague)
Oh, all a bit vague (It's all a bit vague)