"Driver's License" lyrics

"Driver's License"
(parody of song by Olivia Rodrigo)

I got my drivers license last week
Just thought I would brag about it
Cuz I am so excited for me
To finally drive right past your house
You'll see my hotness and regret leaving me
You're crying, you look like a clown

Probably with that blonde girl
She's only using you for clout
She just wants to use you to get to me
Excuse me, I just dropped my crown
Yeah, you're looking like a pile of turds
Cuz you'll never find someone else

And I know I am perfect and I'm really feeling great without you
And I just can't stop laughing at the fact you think I care that you are gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
Well, I do not care cuz that song was a flop, lowkey

All my friends were tired
Of me wasting my time on you
And we all feel sorry for you
Cuz you'll never find another willing to put up with you
Yeah, you're looking like a pile of turds
And when this song is over I will never ever waste another precious breath out of my mouth talking about you

I know I am perfect and I'm really feeling great without you
And I just can't stop laughing at the fact you think I care that you are gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
Well, I do not care cuz that song was a flop, lowkey (Highkey actually)