"Perfect Parody" lyrics

I found a love for me
So Dolans just dive right in
And be Mr. and Mr. Sings
Oh, I found two boys
Beautiful and sexy
I always knew they were the someones waiting for me
But you won't respond to my tweets at all
You ignore me, please stop
But I will not give you up
You're mine
So Dolans just kiss me slow
Just look out your window
You know stalking is not a crime
(Well, technically it is but don't call the cops)
Dolans I'm watching in the dark
I turned off your alarms
I'm hiding under the bed listening to your conversations
When you said you were the best, I whispered underneath my breath
(I love you!)
But you heard it
(Damn it! I'm gonna get caught!)
You look perfect tonight
(Please be my boyfriends! You don't understand. I need you)