"Valhalleluja" lyrics

I am drowning in a sea of desperation
Then I sing a prayer to my Lord (My lord)
Away from hope and systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
I pray, I pray
Yes I pray to my Lord
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my holy Lord Odin

Hear our prayer, philanthropic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape, we sing to you Valhalleluja
For the chopping of the heads, we praise you Odin, our Lord
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all
We don't know where they are

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
אדונַי אֵלוהֵינוּ
אדונַי אֶחַד

Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you
Times have changed, I'm a gentle god
No more war, just design of furniture
Master of Ikea
Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Gloria patri furnituribus
In nomine Ikea

For the Beddinge and the Kivik sing with me Valhalleluja
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
For the pencils and the horse-meatballs, we sing Valhalleluja
The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
Are second to none

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja

Our Father Odin
Who art in Ikea
We understood your message
We are here to worship your creation
Please listen to our prayer
Vittsjö (Everybody)
Vittsjö (All together)
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
(Pray for the comfort)
Knopparp ora pro nobis (Come on)
Knopparp ora pro nobis (Pray for your kitchen)
Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
(With a big heart for the living room)
Bestå TV ora pro nobis
Bestå TV ora pro nobis
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
(Making furniture great again)
Slattum ora pro nobis
Slattum ora pro nobis
Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
(Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Gloria, gloria
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Falegn-amen
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Amen