"Love Island Freestyle" lyrics

You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus
Sitting down crying
Got a mate he's frying
I'm on GTA steal planes and I'm flying
My clothes out drying
I spilt drink on them
And there's no denying
You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus crying

I'm on love island
No one picked me
I'm sat by the fire pit
I'm feeling violent
I see Ian Stirling
I think I'll fight him
I might just try it
Top of the stairs
Hit him with a fly kick
Fake Loubs
Fake diamonds
No one vote me
Off the island

Open my suitcase I got rizla
Roach card and filter
I'll be the first one to light
A zoot inside this villa
Tall dark and handsome nope
I'm small got biceps and charisma
Got a fake ID
Says I'm
Born and raised in West Virginia
Can I pull your girl for a chat
Nah but not like that
I'm the same height as her
Can I borrow her shoes
I'll give them back
I'm a quick learner
I'll fight the producers
Hack their servers
I'll jailbreak the phone they give me
And then I'll download subway surfers

I'm an entertainer
I'll vandalise the walls
No brainer
Bad behaviour
Get a noise complaint for the neighbours
I'm a menace
I'll set fire to the terrace
I'll get an egg and a spatula
And try play a game of tennis woi

You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus
Sitting down crying
Got a mate he's frying
I'm on GTA steal planes and I'm flying
My clothes out drying
I spilt drink on them
And there's no denying
You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus crying

You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus
Sitting down crying
Got a mate he's frying
I'm on GTA steal planes and I'm flying
My clothes out drying
I spilt drink on them
And there's no denying
You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus crying

I'll hide in the fridge
Jump in the pool and take a piss
I'll rob an aquarium
And then fill the pool with exotic fish
I'll game a bit
Smuggle in a Nintendo switch
If anyone beats me at FIFA street
Then I'll lose my mind and start throwing fists

Don't care if it's rainy
I'll run out the front door
Have them chase me
If they try blame me
Then I'll bottle them with
Glass of baileys
I'll do it daily
Get a Bluetooth speaker
Drive them crazy
I'll sit in bed all day
Watching funniest bits of Gav and Stacey

I'm anti-social
I'll download Insta
Post on socials
I'll bring my laptop in
I'll sit there and make beats on pro tools
The flight is cheap
I'll see myself on my TV
Can you do me
A favour please a cup of tea
It's quite easy
To cut myself a slice of cheese
I punch your cheek
And now I'm banned for life from ITV

You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus
Sitting down crying
Got a mate he's frying
I'm on GTA steal planes and I'm flying
My clothes out drying
I spilt drink on them
And there's no denying
You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus crying

You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus
Sitting down crying
Got a mate he's frying
I'm on GTA steal planes and I'm flying
My clothes out drying
I spilt drink on them
And there's no denying
You put your girl in a Urus
I'm in the back of a tour bus crying