"Going On A Date" lyrics
Hey Jennifer
Hi
I've been looking forward to this date for a long time
That's why I got here on time, even though I just got out of the hospital
For emergency penis reduction surgery
A lot of anesthesia had to be used
And on top of that, a lot of anesthesia had to be used
Let me tell you what I've got planned for us tonight
Great
Planes are very high
Night is like dark day
Dogs are always very close
Unless they're far away
Blue and red are colors
But also so is green
Sandwiches are bread
With things that's in between
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Whee
Danny, are you OK? You seem heavily sedated
Oh yeah, I'm good, so good
Uh, okay, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself
You got it, Godzilla
Your body filters blood
Thanks to your friend the spleen
Robots are like zombies
But not dead, and are machines
Many insects' sense of smell
Is done though their antenna
Tailia is a bad last name
If your first name is Jenna
Trumpet solo
Attention, the museum will be closing in fifteen minutes
That's not a trumpet
Who's this guy think he's kidding?
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Yay-yay
We're going, whoops
We're going on a date
We're going on
Oh, I fucking know this
I'm having the time of my life
He's perfect in every way
I can't believe we just met today
He sees the world in a different light
He's a free spirit like a dove
I think I might be falling in love
Potatoes are big
I threw up at the zoo
Love me chicken tender
Love me chicken true
I could eat a baseball
If I had enough time
My favorite kind of poetry
Is when all the words sound the same
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Date
We should do this again
How about Friday?
Friday, what is that?
Hi
I've been looking forward to this date for a long time
That's why I got here on time, even though I just got out of the hospital
For emergency penis reduction surgery
A lot of anesthesia had to be used
And on top of that, a lot of anesthesia had to be used
Let me tell you what I've got planned for us tonight
Great
Planes are very high
Night is like dark day
Dogs are always very close
Unless they're far away
Blue and red are colors
But also so is green
Sandwiches are bread
With things that's in between
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Whee
Danny, are you OK? You seem heavily sedated
Oh yeah, I'm good, so good
Uh, okay, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself
You got it, Godzilla
Your body filters blood
Thanks to your friend the spleen
Robots are like zombies
But not dead, and are machines
Many insects' sense of smell
Is done though their antenna
Tailia is a bad last name
If your first name is Jenna
Trumpet solo
Attention, the museum will be closing in fifteen minutes
That's not a trumpet
Who's this guy think he's kidding?
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Yay-yay
We're going, whoops
We're going on a date
We're going on
Oh, I fucking know this
I'm having the time of my life
He's perfect in every way
I can't believe we just met today
He sees the world in a different light
He's a free spirit like a dove
I think I might be falling in love
Potatoes are big
I threw up at the zoo
Love me chicken tender
Love me chicken true
I could eat a baseball
If I had enough time
My favorite kind of poetry
Is when all the words sound the same
We're going on a date
We're going on a date
Date
We should do this again
How about Friday?
Friday, what is that?
