"The Bachelor" lyrics

He wakes up in the same bed by himself
Had it since he graduated, size is twin XL
He pours a little coffee in a mug
Gets some on the counter, but he doesn't clean it up

He puts on the shirt he wore yesterday
And some thrift store dress shoes that had both seen better days
He drives himself to work inside his aunt's old Chevrolet
The AC doesn't operate, but windows work okay

Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"
Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"

The bachelor is at it again with his thinkin'
The bachelor is livin' pretend with his dreamin'
Do your work in afterwards
Maybe it will all come true
Oh keep on dreamin' bachelor we're all rooting for you
Oh we're all rooting for you

He hasn't had a girl over in weeks
Last time one agreed to was the last time that he cleaned
Usually he just goes to the bars for a few drinks
Doesn't talk to many women, scared of what they'll think

His buddies tell him not to be afraid
They say he's a catch, and that he'll get a girl someday
But his mirror and his stomach offer other things to say
He's insecure, not really sure how he got to this place

Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"
Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"

The bachelor is at it again with his thinkin'
The bachelor is livin' pretend with his dreamin'
Do your work in afterwards
Maybe it will all come true
Oh keep on dreamin' bachelor, we're all rooting for you
Oh we're all rooting for you

And when he gets back home to his dirty apartment
He just goes through his phone, right back where he had started in his bed
And he'll do it all over again

Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"
Does it get better than this
He says, "I hope it does"

The bachelor is at it again with his thinkin'
The bachelor is livin' pretend with his dreamin'
Do your work in afterwards
Maybe it will all come true
Oh keep on dreamin' bachelor, we're all rooting for you
Oh we're all rooting for you