"40 Years Of Fuckin' Up" lyrics

40 years of fuckin' up, doing things that are absurd
We spiked the bowl of punch while proudly laying a turd
Pissing off everyone we could, saying things we knew we not should
'Cause it's hard to keep friends that are easily offriended

'Cause every band that gives two shits knows the time to call it quits
If you don't play a last stage, you're like a book with no last page
Like tyrannosaurus Rexes, let's be grateful, NOFX is
Now extinct and can't get any worse

Every song needs to be penned, every story needs an end
If you've never lost a friend, you've never had one
Playing music with my bros was all I ever needed
It was awesome we succeeded, but now that we've seceded

Let's do drugs, let's have sex
Let's sing along with NOFX
Let's be frivolous and feckless
Now the world is NOFX-less
Let's not judge, let's not hate
Let's laugh at ourselves and always self-deprecate

If you don't want discontent, try only giving 60%
There's no punk rock Billboard chart because this music comes straight from our heart
You could never quantifize what you could accomplish being DI-wise
'Cause the secret of success is realizing that the less
Time you spend always striving for more
Opens the door to how to live
You get much more, the more you give
And the more you give, the more you'll be a suspect

So let's do drugs, let's have sex
Let's live like we're in NOFX
Let's not judge, let's not hate
Let's laugh at ourselves and always self-deprecate

Let's get sober and not have sex
Let's break up like NOFX
Find a judge, separate
Let's buy a magic wand and just masturbate

If we had continued
We wouldn't be full of so much gratitude
There can't be other epilogues
Except we'll see you all at Oki-Dogs