"Baddest In Town" lyrics
This one here is for those who feel overlooked
Who feel misunderstood but still know
They're the baddest in this bitch
Oh, mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
See me shaking tits and ass
I know you want this cock and balls
I'm the baddest in this club
I know that you want my love
You can look but you can't touch
Baby I'm the baddest
Hi, I'm a lonely guy
I'm out here looking for a man to love
My feet smell 'cause I don't wear socks
I reach in me jeans, there's ladybugs
Why, must the world be cruel?
I feel like a turd in the swimming pool
Hole in me vest you can see me nip
If I got I got that pierced would that be cool?
What's up? What the fuck?
I'm out here looking for a dick to suck
I'm out here looking for an ass to pound
I'm out here jiggling me tits and stuff
Yeah, I know you want me bitch
Slim little waist but me cheeks are thick
Kneecap held in a metal frame
It helps me bend down when I reach for shit
My love will get you high
Look through the gunk into me eyes
Ignore the rash between me thighs
They start to chafe in summertime
Hey, Mr. Dude
Would you like some pigeon food?
It tastes much better than it looks
If you say no that would be rude
My wife left for me neighbour Richard
I hope Richard fucking drowns
This one here's for the sexy freaks
At home alone in their dressing gowns
We don't need your stupid love
We have wine and cigarettes
We have birthday cake for breakfast
We have late night finger sex
Woo
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up (Alright alright)
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down (Let's take it down)
You can tell your cunt of a mother (Bitch)
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town (Yeah)
Big, bald and full of love
You can wear me like a glove
Touch my gut and kiss my back
Fill me with your baby stuff
Whisper secrets in me ear
Take me to the pantomime
Escort me to Meadow's Green
And blown me like a dandelion
Listen bitch, I'm not done with you
Breaking me heart was fun for you
Don't be shocked if you climb in bed
And then find me hiding under you
Waiting 'til you start to suck
On that bastard's little cock
I'll jump out from underneath
And smash his face in with a rock
Run your fingers through me hair
There's at least a couple there
Winter time, let's hibernate
I'll be the cub, you're mother bear
I know I'm a tricky beast
My heart is still soft to touch
I like picnics on the green
With Wensleydale and sugar puffs
Fuck you, you fucked my life
You win first place for the shittest wife
I should've slept with your best friend
At the pumpkin patch back in eighty five (Oh right)
Anyway, what the hey
I've got a car fine to pay
I'm the baddest bitch in the club
And tonight I'm dancing my pain away
Woo
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down
You can tell your cunt of a mother
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down
You can tell your cunt of a mother
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town
Who feel misunderstood but still know
They're the baddest in this bitch
Oh, mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
See me shaking tits and ass
I know you want this cock and balls
I'm the baddest in this club
I know that you want my love
You can look but you can't touch
Baby I'm the baddest
Hi, I'm a lonely guy
I'm out here looking for a man to love
My feet smell 'cause I don't wear socks
I reach in me jeans, there's ladybugs
Why, must the world be cruel?
I feel like a turd in the swimming pool
Hole in me vest you can see me nip
If I got I got that pierced would that be cool?
What's up? What the fuck?
I'm out here looking for a dick to suck
I'm out here looking for an ass to pound
I'm out here jiggling me tits and stuff
Yeah, I know you want me bitch
Slim little waist but me cheeks are thick
Kneecap held in a metal frame
It helps me bend down when I reach for shit
My love will get you high
Look through the gunk into me eyes
Ignore the rash between me thighs
They start to chafe in summertime
Hey, Mr. Dude
Would you like some pigeon food?
It tastes much better than it looks
If you say no that would be rude
My wife left for me neighbour Richard
I hope Richard fucking drowns
This one here's for the sexy freaks
At home alone in their dressing gowns
We don't need your stupid love
We have wine and cigarettes
We have birthday cake for breakfast
We have late night finger sex
Woo
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up (Alright alright)
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down (Let's take it down)
You can tell your cunt of a mother (Bitch)
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town (Yeah)
Big, bald and full of love
You can wear me like a glove
Touch my gut and kiss my back
Fill me with your baby stuff
Whisper secrets in me ear
Take me to the pantomime
Escort me to Meadow's Green
And blown me like a dandelion
Listen bitch, I'm not done with you
Breaking me heart was fun for you
Don't be shocked if you climb in bed
And then find me hiding under you
Waiting 'til you start to suck
On that bastard's little cock
I'll jump out from underneath
And smash his face in with a rock
Run your fingers through me hair
There's at least a couple there
Winter time, let's hibernate
I'll be the cub, you're mother bear
I know I'm a tricky beast
My heart is still soft to touch
I like picnics on the green
With Wensleydale and sugar puffs
Fuck you, you fucked my life
You win first place for the shittest wife
I should've slept with your best friend
At the pumpkin patch back in eighty five (Oh right)
Anyway, what the hey
I've got a car fine to pay
I'm the baddest bitch in the club
And tonight I'm dancing my pain away
Woo
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down
You can tell your cunt of a mother
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town
Yeah we're 'bout to turn this club up
Ooo we're 'bout to get on down
You can tell your cunt of a mother
I'm the baddest fucking bitch in town
