"Better Off" lyrics
I was gonna clean me room, but then I got high
I was gonna kidnap me kids, but then I got high
I could've had a job in the city, but I got high
Now I got a couple of blood clots up in me thighs
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a rockstar
From me goddamn feet to me top half
I'm a falcon, I'm a humpback whale
On a pirate ship with a crossbone sail
Fuck you and fuck your family
I hope this song makes you very angry
I'm a motherfuckin' supernova
In me bootcut jeans lookin' very fancy
Cream donuts when I'm feeling glum
Look down at me belly like what have I done
Just wanna lay back let it swallow me up
Love to hate me but I don't give a fuck
Bing bong bangin' on a calculator
Hot to the core like a baked potato
Run a cold bath I'm an alligator
It's nice to meet you but I fuckin' hate you
Give me back my tennis racket
Suck this too bitch while you're at it
I hope you can see me roar
From your big high horse in your fuckin' palace
You're a big mean tall weird bitch
You wear perfume but you stink like shit
Your whole personality is based on a television personality
And it makes me sick
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Hey ho, what do you know
Got a bag full of crack and I'm ready to go
In the summertime, I like to do blow
In the winter, I like to piss in the snow
Close your eyes and hope for the best
Play Black Sabbath on the song request
Can't help but feel pain in me soul
Man I'm close to the edge, but I don't wanna go
You smile when I feel sad
You feel great when I feel bad
Fuck you bitch and your stubborn mother
And your little fat son and your wheelchair dad
Anyway, back to me
I'm better off now and I'm finally free
Off to the pub with my best mate Kev
And Mr fuckin' Norman P
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
I was gonna kidnap me kids, but then I got high
I could've had a job in the city, but I got high
Now I got a couple of blood clots up in me thighs
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a rockstar
From me goddamn feet to me top half
I'm a falcon, I'm a humpback whale
On a pirate ship with a crossbone sail
Fuck you and fuck your family
I hope this song makes you very angry
I'm a motherfuckin' supernova
In me bootcut jeans lookin' very fancy
Cream donuts when I'm feeling glum
Look down at me belly like what have I done
Just wanna lay back let it swallow me up
Love to hate me but I don't give a fuck
Bing bong bangin' on a calculator
Hot to the core like a baked potato
Run a cold bath I'm an alligator
It's nice to meet you but I fuckin' hate you
Give me back my tennis racket
Suck this too bitch while you're at it
I hope you can see me roar
From your big high horse in your fuckin' palace
You're a big mean tall weird bitch
You wear perfume but you stink like shit
Your whole personality is based on a television personality
And it makes me sick
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Hey ho, what do you know
Got a bag full of crack and I'm ready to go
In the summertime, I like to do blow
In the winter, I like to piss in the snow
Close your eyes and hope for the best
Play Black Sabbath on the song request
Can't help but feel pain in me soul
Man I'm close to the edge, but I don't wanna go
You smile when I feel sad
You feel great when I feel bad
Fuck you bitch and your stubborn mother
And your little fat son and your wheelchair dad
Anyway, back to me
I'm better off now and I'm finally free
Off to the pub with my best mate Kev
And Mr fuckin' Norman P
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
Now I'm better off without you bitch
You smell like arse and look like shit
Shoot for the stars you can do it baby
Leave those buggers in a fuckin' ditch
