"Give It To Me" lyrics

(Alright)
Alright mother fuckers (It's The Northern Boys)
Let's fucking party tonight (Right)
Let's go

I got a big bald head, all the better to make love
You find me in the club, fucking it up
Tuck my dick up in my legs and I tape it up
Now I look so pretty, I'm a million bucks
I'm a cross-dressed man and I'm hear to dance
I got an inch worm snuggled in my boot cut pants
If you see me cry, you better walk on by
'Cause I don't wanna share the pain that's inside

Five foot nine in my six inch boots
Ladies would you like to get loose? (Ladies)
Ladies would you like to get wild? (Ladies)
Ladies would you show me that moose (Ladies)
Knuckle, the buckle of my belts untied
The shades jet black but the moustache white
I just wanna sniff cocaine all night
While I shake these thighs in the laser lights

Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on baby give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on baby give it to me (Oh right)

I'm an angry man but I'm a soft old sod
I've got a couple mates and they've lost the plot
Don't need a girlfriend or a stable job
I'll be sitting on the bog, just hobbing a wonk
No need to drive
I just drop to my hands and feet and scuttle like a beetle
When times get rough, I dust off the cocaine pack
Sniff it from an ass like a beagle

Listen up pal, I could die right now
Blood's pumping like a new born cow
Robot dance while I take my shirt off
My heart's gonna explode like pow
Woah, come and have a bump with me (I sniff it up)
One will be enough for me (Now that's enough)
Come on baby fuck with me
I got the horn and I'm giving out my love for free

One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in-between, yes you gotta love them (Come on, come on)
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in-between, yes you gotta love them (Come on, come on)

One, two, three, to the bastard four
My ex wife is a bastard whore
Five, six, to the bastard seven
Kick us in the balls like David Beckham
Eight, nine, to the bastard ten
Pecking on a crotch like a free-range hen
Raising a glass to the gays and bi's and the trans and the girls and the big bald men

You better not assume my pronouns
You ain't got a clue what I feel inside
Shake my ass while I play Beyoncé
You wanna come fuck me then get in line (That's right)
I'm a top shelf piece of ass
Don't touch what you can't afford
If I spin that pole, better give me cash
And then I clap them cheeks
And I'm out the door

Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on baby give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on baby give it to me (Oh right)

One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in-between, yes you gotta love them (Come on, come on)
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in-between, yes you gotta love them (Come on)