"Real ID" lyrics

I got my REAL ID last week
Showed up at the DMV
I sat there waiting fourteen hours
With nine forms to prove it's me
They finally called my number
G-10763-2

And I approached the lady
She says I don't have what I need
She said my ID isn't real
Well, then why did you give it to me?
The lady said, "You need a pay stub"
And I said, "What the hell is that? I'm twenty-three"

And I know I'm not perfect, but I've never been so mad at someone
This lady wants my passport, my W-2 and my first-born son
My gas bill, my body count, bra size, how long will this be?
And she said forever, so I'll just use my old fake ID