"Certified Delulu" lyrics

Oooooooooh, oh! oh! oh!
Ooooh yeah!
Ha!
Ooooooh!
Skrrrt!

Woke up iconic
Hairline kind of tragic (oh man)
Still I'm photogenic
Mirror said "whoa"
I said I know, yeah
Walkin' through the kitchen like it's my arena
Toast in my hand like I'm waving a subpoena
Flexing my mug, mismatched socks
Still somehow I can run this block

I'm certified delulu, baby
Untouchable, absolutely
Can't teach this
Can't compare
I'm the main event in my own head
I'm certified delulu, baby (oh yeah)
Top tier, one of one, it's true

If confidence paid the rent
I'd be richer than the whole damn roooooooooom
Damn room

Inbox empty
Still act busy
Hold up
Someone's tryna text me
It's just spam
Here I am
Walkin' passed dogs
They nod like "Sir"
Door wide open
Must be my aura
I trip on air
Recover smooth
Turn that stumble to a runway move
Who else makes noodles feel like fine dining (that's me)
Who else takes selfies like they headlining (front seat)
Who else got fans in their own reflection
Crowd going wild at my complextion (damn I'm pretty)

I'm certified delulu, baby
Untouchable, absolutely
Can't teach this
Can't compare
I'm the main event in my own head
I'm certified delulu, baby (oh yeah)
Top tier, one of one, it's true

Hey! Hey! Delulu, Delulu
Hey! Hey! Delulu
Who do you think you are!

I bench press groceries, personal best
Sign my own shirt, a little autograph flex
If they made a trophy for being me
I'd win first, second, third, and the honorary

I'm certified delulu, baby
Untouchable, absolutely
Can't teach this
Can't compare
I'm the main event in my own head
I'm certified delulu, baby (oh yeah)
Top tier, one of one, it's true

Hey voice in the back of my head (yeah?)
Do I look good tonight? (hell yeah!)
Well thank you, I feel really good
Let's take it to the dancefloor (okay!)
The Flo-e-o-e-o (huh!)
Certified
Certified
Delulu
Delulu
Certified
Certified
Delulu