"Book Club" lyrics
Going to my math class like I'm a fucking nerd
And these asses so fat, like damn they need nerf
Writing poems with the girls bitch I'm simping with my words
Feeling like a hentai protag cuz my dick is being blurred
This shit be like a harem 4 hoes are around me
Yuri looking kinda thicc, so I call her Fats McGee
Pink haired chick tryna fuck so she always on her knees
And I'm using so much paper bitch so I'm killing all the trees cuz
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
(Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh)
Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep
(Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh)
Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime
(All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee")
Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate
(Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ayy)
Picked her favorite word, now I'm giving her some hope
And she looking kinda hot, so I really wanna grope
Sayori gives me bad thoughts, I should go and see the pope
Think she works on Wall Street, she invested in some $ROPE
Chilling with my homie, yeah I think her name was Yuri
She got purple hair on Kami, I just nutted prematurely
It came out like a tsunami, and her coochie smell like curry
Treat me well I call her mommy, in those thighs I must be buried
After School clubs everyday
Hang out with girls I'm very gay
I'd take them out like any day
Then I go home on my merry way
Three four hoes, I get those
You can count the last one I suppose
She change the code, I bust a load
Delete the files I'll explode
Bitch, bitch, look at my dick
I know it's kinda small but just give it a lick
I been feeling kinda desperate cuz that shit is like a shrimp
Till I signed up for the book club now I'm feeling like a pimp
And these lil' bitches all around me
They so sweet just like a brownie
Ass so fat give it a bounty
I just ask for them to pound me
And I'm lookin' like a hobo
I have clothes that don't got logos
Man I swear I'm not a homo
And you know that I watch JoJo cuz...
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
(Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh)
Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep
(Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh)
Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime
(All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee")
Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate
(Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ayy)
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
And these asses so fat, like damn they need nerf
Writing poems with the girls bitch I'm simping with my words
Feeling like a hentai protag cuz my dick is being blurred
This shit be like a harem 4 hoes are around me
Yuri looking kinda thicc, so I call her Fats McGee
Pink haired chick tryna fuck so she always on her knees
And I'm using so much paper bitch so I'm killing all the trees cuz
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
(Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh)
Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep
(Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh)
Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime
(All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee")
Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate
(Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ayy)
Picked her favorite word, now I'm giving her some hope
And she looking kinda hot, so I really wanna grope
Sayori gives me bad thoughts, I should go and see the pope
Think she works on Wall Street, she invested in some $ROPE
Chilling with my homie, yeah I think her name was Yuri
She got purple hair on Kami, I just nutted prematurely
It came out like a tsunami, and her coochie smell like curry
Treat me well I call her mommy, in those thighs I must be buried
After School clubs everyday
Hang out with girls I'm very gay
I'd take them out like any day
Then I go home on my merry way
Three four hoes, I get those
You can count the last one I suppose
She change the code, I bust a load
Delete the files I'll explode
Bitch, bitch, look at my dick
I know it's kinda small but just give it a lick
I been feeling kinda desperate cuz that shit is like a shrimp
Till I signed up for the book club now I'm feeling like a pimp
And these lil' bitches all around me
They so sweet just like a brownie
Ass so fat give it a bounty
I just ask for them to pound me
And I'm lookin' like a hobo
I have clothes that don't got logos
Man I swear I'm not a homo
And you know that I watch JoJo cuz...
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
(Making poems with the girls, sucky makes my toes curl, make that ass do a twirl yuh)
Bitch I'm gay, so I hug my Astolfo pillow till I fall asleep
(Only do it with the bros, got my dick inside his hole, like bitch you already know uh)
Everyday, I'm alone and I got no friends to watch anime
(All my homies left me, cuz Natsuki sexy, make me yell "yippee")
Bitch I'm gay, so I look for a new hole for my dick to penetrate
(Turns out Yuri was a dude, but her face lookin' lewd so I asked her for some nudes ayy)
Everyday, I pull up to the book club like I'm a fucking weeb
Writer(s): Dorian Zhou
