"Hoes No Jutsu" lyrics

[Romanized:]

Kagebunshin'nojutsu

Hishō itara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo
Tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shitte
Furikiru hodo aoi aoi ano sora

I'm in Japan, need some help, 'cause the subtitles ain't there
I just need to find the maid cafe, I'm asking people where
In my room, I'm pulling hoes, 'cause I bought that gaming chair
Taking Kaede to the zoo just to see the panda bears

2D waifus on me and they calling me "Senpai"
Hop on incognito and we watching some Hentai
Filter out the tags 'cause I like massive oppai
Nutted in two seconds because she is so fine

Needed some spice, so I nutted in the lean (lean)
Clapping all these cheeks like, I'm playing tambourines (what?)
Beating up my meat, that's my daily routine (-tine)
Marin Kitagawa step on me, I'm your trampoline (yeah)

Reading doujins on the daily, yeah, you know we going crazy (ay)
I be stacking up my Manga, yeah, I got 280 (what?)
Anime is what I'm craving, I'm a weeb, so I ain't bathing (ay)
Figurines cost twenty bands, but you know that I'm still paying

Ay, L ratio on your waifus cause they trash
Looking like she Sakura because that chest be looking flat
Binging anime, got no time to touch grass
Family tree messed up again 'cause my grandma is my dad

My imouto just like Kirino, she screaming "kimochi"
I just want a 2D girl, please I'm begging on my knees
Man, I'm stuck in the friend zone, we tomodachis
And she slobbering on my knob and she saying, "oishī"

Bunny Girl Senpai, yeah, that ending gave me pain
Body pillows in the whip, and I'm swerving through these lanes (skrrt)
And you know Marin bad when she wear that cosplay
I would let her smack my balls like we playing rhythm games

All these waifus dying 'cause they getting hit by Truck-kun
Can't get past one day without beating it to a cartoon
Smacking Chun-Li's ass guess we both know kung-fu
Choji getting fatter every day like a balloon

Watching Hentai on the daily, yeah, you already know
That I failed No-Nut-November like 40 days in a row
And Hinata lookin' fine, I'ma steal her from Naruto
Lana Rhodes got nothing on me and my 2D hoes, ay

Cop a Hentai body pillow of Chizuru, you know I gotta
Marin, Rem, and Zero-Two up on me chilling in the sauna
All my anime we caught up, 2D girls I got a lot of
And my waifu Mai up in my bed she saying, "ara ara"

Hey, where the beat go?

Hishō itara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo
Tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shitte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

[Japanese:]

影分身の術

飛翔いたら 戻らないと言って
目指したのは 白い 白い あの雲
突き抜けたら みつかると知って
振り切るほど 蒼い 蒼い あの空

I'm in Japan, need some help, 'cause the subtitles ain't there
I just need to find the maid cafe, I'm asking people where
In my room, I'm pulling hoes, 'cause I bought that gaming chair
Taking Kaede to the zoo just to see the panda bears

2D waifus on me and they calling me "Senpai"
Hop on incognito and we watching some Hentai
Filter out the tags 'cause I like massive oppai
Nutted in two seconds because she is so fine

Needed some spice, so I nutted in the lean (lean)
Clapping all these cheeks like, I'm playing tambourines (what?)
Beating up my meat, that's my daily routine (-tine)
Marin Kitagawa step on me, I'm your trampoline (yeah)

Reading doujins on the daily, yeah, you know we going crazy (ay)
I be stacking up my Manga, yeah, I got 280 (what?)
Anime is what I'm craving, I'm a weeb, so I ain't bathing (ay)
Figurines cost twenty bands, but you know that I'm still paying

Ay, L ratio on your waifus cause they trash
Looking like she Sakura because that chest be looking flat
Binging anime, got no time to touch grass
Family tree messed up again 'cause my grandma is my dad

My imouto just like Kirino, she screaming "気持ち"
I just want a 2D girl, please I'm begging on my knees
Man, I'm stuck in the friend zone, we 友達s
And she slobbering on my knob and she saying, "美味しい"

Bunny Girl Senpai, yeah, that ending gave me pain
Body pillows in the whip, and I'm swerving through these lanes (skrrt)
And you know Marin bad when she wear that cosplay
I would let her smack my balls like we playing rhythm games

All these waifus dying 'cause they getting hit by Truck-kun
Can't get past one day without beating it to a cartoon
Smacking Chun-Li's ass guess we both know kung-fu
Choji getting fatter every day like a balloon

Watching Hentai on the daily, yeah, you already know
That I failed No-Nut-November like 40 days in a row
And Hinata lookin' fine, I'ma steal her from Naruto
Lana Rhodes got nothing on me and my 2D hoes, ay

Cop a Hentai body pillow of Chizuru, you know I gotta
Marin, Rem, and Zero-Two up on me chilling in the sauna
All my anime we caught up, 2D girls I got a lot of
And my waifu Mai up in my bed she saying, "あら あら"

Hey, where the beat go?

飛翔いたら戻らないと言って
目指したのは 白い白いあの雲
突き抜けたら 見つかると知って
目指したのは 蒼い蒼いあの空