"Sport Shorts" lyrics

Well if I tried, I could be an alcoholic
But I'm just too lazy to pick up a bottle and run with it
Because I just can't stand to change my daily routine
And the only girls who give me the time of day
Are far too young to realize the horrible mistake that they've made
I'm the horrible mistake they've made

Self-deprecation is my favorite pastime after time
It just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
But at best I can still wake up in the morning
And do it all over again
All over again

This isn't a song about how much you hurt me, I promise
It's a song about how much I fucked up
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
And made you think you ruined me
When I had it in me all along
Had it in me all along

This isn't a song about how much you hurt me I promise
It's a song about how much I fucked up
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
And made you think you ruined me
When I had it in me all along
Had it in me all along
I had it in me all along
I had it in me all along