"I'd Like A Hamburger" lyrics

Oh waiter

I'd like a hamburger
Can you make it for me?
I'd like a hamburger
With a slice of cheese
I'd like hamburger
I'm begging you please
For a ham, hamburger

I'd like a hamburger
On a toasted bun
I'd like a hamburger
Can I get it well done?
I'd like hamburger
Hurry up, I gotta run
Gimme a ham, hamburger

Please mister burger jockey
Don't be slow
I've got a bus to catch
And lawn to mow
Gotta swing by the dentist
For a cavity
Then I'm getting married
At 3:15

(Life is a dream)

I now pronounce you cutie pie and knucklehead

I'd like a hamburger
Can you fill my order?
For a hamburger
With a glass of water
I'd like hamburger
'Cause I've only got a quarter
For a ham, hamburger

A ham, hamburger
A ham ham ham ham ham ham ham

On second thought, I think I'll have the chili

Burger, burger, burger