"Grits (Extended Version)" lyrics

"Grits (Extended Version)"

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth
In six days, on the seventh day He rested
But on the eight day, He created grits

Hey, grits, grits, bestest food there its
Country caviar, Tennessee foie gras
Grits, grits bestest food there its
You can keep cuisine, give me my grits!

I'm tellin' ya

Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Who wants escargot? Them snails have gotta go!
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
You can trash them wiggly things, give me my grits!

I'm so glad I grew up in the country
Mama cooked the best food that she could
I mean, stuff like turnip greens, sweet corn and okree
Boy, that really does my tummy good!

Grits, grits, bestest food there its
What's that smelly cheese? You can stuff that, please!
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
I don't like the way you smell, give me my grits!

What you think Gray?
I don't like grits
You don't like grits?
Well, what do you like?
Well, I might like something from Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel? What's so great about Cracker Barrel?

Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Don't want no pâté. What is that anyway?
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
You can keep that goo, give me my grits

I'm so glad I grew up in the country
My mama fixed the best food that she could
I mean, stuff like black eyed peas and greens and okree
Stuff that really does a tummy good!

I'm tellin' ya

Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Don't want no pâté. What is that anyway?
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
This is oyster stew? You eat at the zoo?!
Well, call me when you're through
Give me my grits

Okay, fellas, I had enough of this
Get over to the grits' place
Come on now

Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Do I wanna clean my palette?
Hey, hand me that croquet mallet
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Me, try goose liver?
Chuck that in the river
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Want some veggie dishes?
What do you think grits is's
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Want some coq au vin?
Hey, you can cram it, man
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Like pheasant under glass
You can kiss my...
Grits, grits, bestest food there its
Have some chocolate mousse?
Throw that to the moose


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