"The Wang Dang Taffy - Apple Tango" lyrics

They did the wang dang taffy apple tango
They did the wang dang taffy apple tango mambo cha-cha-cha

(Heel and toe?)
I don't know

Last night at Papa Joe's my buddy met a lovely dove
She was the kind you never find but keep on dreaming of
She did a dance we never saw before but sure did love
It was the wang dang taffy apple tango mambo cha-cha-cha

(Fast or slow?)
I don't know
Ooh la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ooh la-la-la-la-la-la

The crowd was tappin' and a-clappin' as the music played
His heart was right in time with every little move she made
Though he was shy she took his hand and said "don't be afraid"
"Let's do the wang dang taffy apple tango mambo cha-cha-cha"

(Nice and slow?)
I don't know!
Ooh la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ooh la-la-la-la-la-la

He did a spin and shook his shoulders
To get the zing of it
The swing and swing of it
But every time he tried to hold her
She'd shake and shout "Olé!"
Then go the other way

Now all at long he did it wrong but still it ended right
My buddy walked her home and got a kiss and held her tight
So you can bet he'll be at Papa Joe's tomorrow night
To do the wang dang taffy apple tango mambo cha-cha-cha

(To and fro?)
I don't know!
Ooh la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Now all at long
He did it wrong
He did it right
They kissed good-night

So you can bet he'll be at Papa Joe's tomorrow night
To do the wang dang taffy apple tango mambo cha-cha-cha

(How's it go?)
I'm a no gonna say!

Wang dang taffy apple tango
Tang wang mambo cha-cha-cha
Wang dang taffy apple tango...