"Horny Toad" lyrics

"Horny Toad"

Yeah!

If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy
If that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

Ooh... yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh

If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day 'til you let me in, and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad

If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream, the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance

C'mon...

Run, go tell your boyfriend
That his loving got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad

Yeah, oh!


Writer(s): Prince Rogers Nelson
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